June 15, 2009

Chad Ochocinco's Fantasy Football Ranking

The Story of Dr. Johnson and Mr. Ocho Cinco
If you liked him or not Chad Johnson was all about consistency from year to year in his total numbers in a 16 game season. You could almost pencil in Chad for 90 receptions, 1,400 yards and 7 to 8 touchdowns a year as soon as you drafted him. Now it is true those numbers have not come in consistent fashion in 06 and 07 as they did in 03-05 but non the less he posted those numbers. During that time Carson was always their (other than 2003 with Jon Kitna) to help Dr. Johnson have Pro Bowl numbers, that is until last year. Dr. Johnson lost his Pro Bowl quarterback and saw his numbers fall to 53 receptions for 540 yards and 4 touchdowns.

The Transformation of Chad's alter Ego Mr. Ocho Cinco
Last year Mr. Ocho Cinco tried to break out of his shell at the start of the season, but the NFL would hear nothing of it. Mr. OC convinced Chad that he needed to change his name legally to make sure the world knew his true identity. Dr. Johnson acted quick and changed the last name but when the NFL came and told them they would have to pay for all the jerseys with the last name Johnson, they waited a season. I believe in last year both Dr. Johnson and Mr. Ocho Cinco were growing restless having to wear Johnson on the back of their jersey. Who knows maybe Mr. OC was the reason Carson Palmer had to take a year off due to a mysterious "injury" that didn't even require surgery. Hmmmmm.......

Dr. Johnson and Mr. OC's Fantasy Football Value's in 2009

This dynamic duo now has their jersey in perfect harmony as this season the NFL will let them wear Ochocinco on the back of their jersey. With this news Carson Palmer has returned back and healthy again in practices. To ensure their success Dr. Johnson and Mr. OC even convinced the Bengals to let their best friend TJ Houshmanzada leave the team for nothing. This will leave the duo alone with Mr. Palmer to now ascend back to the top 15 receivers in fantasy. Look for Mr. OC in the late middle rounds and then draft this animal for a terrific season at a stadium near you. Oh and don't worry about Coles coming to the team, if he gets in the way I'm sure "something" will be done about it.......


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