September 09, 2009

Hail The Conquering Hero

Anti-shirt activist and John McCain spokesman Brady Quinn outlasted his arch-nemesis Derek Anderson, the scrappy, bed-shitting Moose From Scappoose, and will be forced to start for the 2009 Cleveland Browns. When reached for comment, Quinn said, "Wait, do I still get to hold the clipboard?"

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