Mark Sanchez's advice for approaching the ladies

If I were a professional athlete interested in Chantelle Anderson—and let's be honest, I'm basically one step below pro and how could you not be interested in her?—I would not tap her on the shoulder and say, "That one." I mean, for starters, she's a cool seven inches taller than me. I'd need to stand on a chair first. Apparently Mark Sanchez would not take the shoulder-tap approach either. Respect. What a novel concept.

Chantelle, holla at ya boy! I'm the Michael Jordan of listening. Hmm, maybe that's a stretch. How about Scottie Pippen? That dude was pretty good too. Or so I've heard. I never really watched much basketball. I was too busy listening to the ladies.

Mark Sanchez, who has hair the ladies love and a brand new GQ photo spread, talks about how to properly approach a woman starting at the 1:15 mark: