17 days ago

WHEELMAN FOR GM--AT LEAST HE'D "TRY AND TALK SENSE TO AL--AL--YOU NEED HELP, MAN

SERIOUSLY--YOU'RE KILLIN OUR TEAM, OLD CAT. jamarcus must sit down--and cable must go... get a real coach and back the hell off for a year--at least TRY--you can not do any worse, man--than you have the last few years... GET A DAMN COACH AND SIT THE HELL DOWN AND ENJOY... even steinbrenner knows enough to step back--like wheel says--look at all the successes in this modern era---THEY LET THEIR COACHES COACH, DAMMIT... be brillinat in signing a top coach and then take credit for being so damn brilliant--but anything less--more cable will be more frustration... GET A DOGGONE TOPNOTCH COACH AND LET HIM DO HIS THING...

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  • Wheelman
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    QB-The Raiders need some experience there, as the Lions are finding out to their discomfort. 78-mil, does you no good if the sweet young thing is riding a bench after being banged up.....So, look around the league and at the stats of the various backups and vets. What you want is someone with decent numbers, who`s team is showing him no love. My pick for sneaky move of the year? Kevin Kolb. Very decent QB, living in the shadow of Donovan McNabb, and ahead of the threat of Michael Vick. Sure it`ll cost, but you can`t continue to live with the economy picks forever.
    See, my thing is, I used to argue football with a very good friend for years. I`m Seahawks, she`s Raiders, and she cut my hair. I used to give her big tips, not for the haircuttin`, but for the great and detailed football discussions. Then she got married, had a rugrat, and retired. But there Al, is the secret. You will have to pay some to get out of this rut you`re in. Put your bucks in a new coaching staff, and a new QB, then back off.
    It`s like gardening. You plant the seeds in rich earth, add water, then let the seeds do what they know best, how to do.

  • RAIDERBONE
    EXCELLENT ANALYSIS--IDEA...YOU LISTENIN' AL OR AL'S PEOPLE? YOU FOLKS READING THIS? seriously, you obviously are not as genius as you think you are at raiders organization. HERE'S A FOOTBALL FAN MAKES DAMN GOOD SENSE... do yourself and us a favor---TAKE HIS GOTDAMN ADVICE... it is good advice...yes, there are a bunch of ways to skina cat and more than one might work--and you raiders have tried 9000,000 wrong ways... give a regualr guy who knows the game from gut a shot... KOLB? with the right coach and an improvment in offensive line... could work. and there ARE others...BUT you gotta do the "gardening" as wheelman say perfectly says. just start with better stuff this time...
  • RAIDERBONE
    AN ASIDE IN PASSING: went to the STANFORD-OREGON GAME yesterday---WOW! WHAT A BLAST! i will do nothing but college ball until the Raiders grow up... and if any of you Raider fans are looking for a football experience that is INCREDIBLE... try one of hte local college teams. the spirit is kickin'--tail-gating and fun is max---i may try Cal--wanna see best before he leaves... of course--they got a little bit of the raider fever over there--some bad decisions being made... Best should be in heisman race... he will be an interesting pro...
  • Canuck
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    Wheelman would overhaul the entire team by teaching them how to write proper limmericks before each game
    • Wheelman
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      Nah, I`d teach `em odes. Limericks have a precision that`s currently lacking around Oakland.
  • RAIDERBONE
    haiku is more in oakland range---simple and short and easy to count out.
    • Wheelman
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      Been ages since I`ve written any haiku. Had some published in the mid-70`s. For the moment, with the Hawks acting like the Skins, I`ve begun to think about funeral dirges.
  • filly4ever
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    there was an nfl team in cali

    whose wins were so hard to tally

    tell stabler to throw

    old man in the know

    now the franchise needs a new rally
    • Wheelman
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      Jamarcus, Jamarcus throw that ball

      At your receivers, not the wall

      Jamarcus, Jamarcus please don`t cry

      Garcia ain`t here so YOU are the guy

      Jamarcus, Jamarcus don`t run away

      Only seven more days and you`ll get to play

      Al Davis, Al Davis you tired old cur

      I know the season seems like a blur

      Tom Cable, Tom Cable, run for your life

      The lawyers are coming, along with your wife

      Jamarcus, Jamarcus just play the game

      Good or bad, YOU-WILL-TAKE-THE-BLAME.
  • filly4ever
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    ahahaha...love the lawyers line..awesome...
  • RAIDERBONE
    damn---AL--YOU NEED TO CALL THESE GUYS FOR YOUR CREW... okay--wheel--GM--and filly (name says he'd turn down the job, unfortunately...but then you OCULD remind him we uh...beat philly)--for head of team promotions... AL WE NEED HELP FROM WHEREVER WE CAN GIT IT!
    • filly4ever
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      Well, since we only lose...er play you guys every three years or so I would take the job and take a leave of absence when we play ya! Team promotions, huh....hmmmmm.....

      Things I would do...


      1) Hire 50 or so Raider fans led by Tanya, of course to welcome the visiting team bus with 1000 eggs dyed in silver and black with the Raider logo on it. Fan that gets his egg inside the bus gets season tix.

      2) Turn the black hole into a REAL black hole where Raiders of the past can come and go through and join the huddle to throw off the opposition. Just imagine Stabler, Branch, Willie Brown and Lester Hayes jumping into the game..

      3) Show the nastiest hits over and over to keep the crowd pumped up during the game.

      4) Get Al Davis those sunglasses with ear plugs that show old games without him watching the current game being played. This way it keeps Al happy and keeps him too busy to interfere with the coaches and players on the field..

      5) When the opposition is in the red zone, give all the fans in the end zone flip up mirrored sunglasses to deflect in the eyes of the QB. When the play is over fans flip sunglasses up...refs would never know...

      Just a few changes I would make as your team promo guy....
    • RAIDERBONE
      FILLY!!! YOU'RE HIRED! DAMN! i LOVE all of your "improvements"--your innovations. especially the Black Hole--that allows the old Raiders to enter the huddle... hell, love to see that in a movie. and then al with them glasses? priceless. and blinding the opposition with refective sunglasses---NASTY! love it...man, you and wheel together would put us back in the Super Bowl--and i KNOW damn well you have a few ideas about how we could pump that up to new levels... MATTER FOR FACT--IF ANY OF YOU PROMO FOLKS ARE LOOKIN IN--YOU MIGHT MAKE A LITTLE PROMO FILM WITH FILLY'S IDEAS--MAYBE WE CAN AVOID SOME OF THOSE BLACKOUTS NEXT YEAR--HEY--AND DON'T FORGET TO PAY THE GUY FOR HIS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, HERE...
  • RAIDERBONE
    and while i hate to see my raiders humored in rhyme---the sh-- is FUNNY.
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