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  MasterBlaster said October 01, 2008

  "You're three terrible passes passes away from me outing you in my next Playboy interview."

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    cowboydude replied October 01, 2008

    T.O: That ball was over thrown dawg!
    Romo: Well golly I thought it was spot on...
    T.O: Golly? Bitch I will smack the....
    Barber: Psst. T.O there are cameras around.
    T.O: Shit! Tony quick lets kiss and make up.
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    skinsfan33 replied October 02, 2008

    THE JIG IS UP!
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    redman replied October 02, 2008

    Come on man,you nose I luv hur to,we be both adults
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  DeFran14 said October 01, 2008

  T.O: Not only do I put my heart out there for you like I did after last years playoff loss, heck I cried for you, but look at this lips man...they're better than Jessicas. Now just tell me what I have to do to get the ball more!

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  MidniteGreen said October 01, 2008

  Does making Jessica Simpson faces make you want to throw me the ball more? If it does, then KISS KISS!!!

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  DeFran14 said October 01, 2008

  "He want that football, football....that KISS KISS...in his mind he fantasize bout throwin me the ball"

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  DeadRed said October 01, 2008

  Personal bodyguard Marion Barber stands by Tony Romo as T.O. accuses the quarterback of not referring to him as Ocho Uno in the huddle.

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  VonBudel said October 01, 2008

  Romosexual Tendencies

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    Jeff replied October 01, 2008

    Von Budel is a caption machine!
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      VonBudel replied October 01, 2008

      Sure a DVD would be nice. But I want some fans, so I can have a 100% Yardbarker badge!
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        Harvey_Bars replied October 01, 2008

        Romo: "T.O., stand here and make kissy face. Von Budel needs friends."
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        Harvey_Bars replied October 01, 2008

        By the way, the entire time I was writing that comment, I was taking my 100% badge for granted.
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        squish059 replied October 01, 2008

        i use mine to pick up girls.... i'm polishing it now
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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = VonBudel
    
    Your captions got better with every contest. Nice work. Get that badge!
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  GSWgirl said October 01, 2008

  "Don't think I don't know about you and Jessica going ring shopping...I thought we had something special..."

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  eaglestillidie said October 01, 2008

  look tony i know you cant throw like donovan but come on i was wide open.

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  WorldofIsaac said October 01, 2008

  "You're my quarterback, You're my teammate"

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  Spotella said October 01, 2008

  "I told you if you left me for Jessica this would happen!"

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  GSWgirl said October 01, 2008

  The over/under on the number of gay jokes that will come out of this contest?

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    Spotella replied October 01, 2008

    Ahhhh, can you blame us? The two of them make it too easy!!!
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      GSWgirl replied October 01, 2008

      Did ya see mine! After I did that I was like - geez what a cliche'!
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      Harvey_Bars replied October 01, 2008

      If nothing else, this caption contest will help Yardbarker finally bring in some vocal fans from the Philadelphia area.
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        VonBudel replied October 01, 2008

        Ha, and maybe a badge of legitimacy for Vonbudel.
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        squish059 replied October 01, 2008

        yeah us Philly fans find it tough to express our opinion.... we're shy
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        BrockSamson replied October 01, 2008

        Damn you Harvey Bars, you just made me laugh out loud like an idiot for everyone in my office to hear.
        

        
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    peagle05 replied October 01, 2008

    give me over 45
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      GSWgirl replied October 01, 2008

      We should have a seperate contest.
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    Spotella replied October 01, 2008

    Look at the way T.O is holding his arm up. Very feminine if you ask me. LOL
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  philly_fanatic said October 01, 2008

  "oh no u didnt" "oh HELL no did u not just throw the ball to crayton" "IM T.O BITCHESS"

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  mvbuckeye01 said October 01, 2008

  "Listen Romo, I outed one qb and made the other start a blog on Yardbarker where he complains about the lack of playmakers. Don't make me scheme up something to knock you down a peg of two. How's Jessica?"

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  Philguard said October 01, 2008

  "Tony, I hate it when we fight....I'm sorry....come here man."

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  DaHibachi said October 01, 2008

  Tony the tiger says "Theeirrrrr Gay!"

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    Spotella replied October 01, 2008

    LOL!!!!
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      peagle05 replied October 01, 2008

      ROFL!!
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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = DaHibachi
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  BlueWorkhorse said October 01, 2008

  Romo: "T.O., what are you doing?"
  T.O.: "Warming up my lips for all the bitching I'm going to have to do after the game because you won't get me the ball."
  Romo: "I've already thrown you the ball like 15 times."
  T.O. (snaps back like a stuck up 14 yr-old girl): "I don't like these routes. I don't like these throws."
  (Romo rolls eyes)

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  Philguard said October 01, 2008

  "Tony, have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
  That's a Zoolander reference folks. Look at it again.

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  PHILA26 said October 01, 2008

  No offense Tony but im kind of missing McNabb. At least he always threw me the ball

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    Lakerhater replied October 01, 2008

    Are you talking about"fragile handle with care"mccrap?
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      DTRIK19 replied October 02, 2008

      You mean one of the toughest players in the league? You know, the guy who played with a broken ankle, and the guy who came back against Pittsburgh 2 weeks ago after suffering a chest contusion becasue his team needed him?
      ...moron
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        Spotella replied October 02, 2008

        ^5 DTRIK,
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        Lakerhater replied October 02, 2008

        Yes i mean the get injured every year no super bowl ring having piece of trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      TommyTheCat replied October 02, 2008

      youre so ghetto
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  TommyTheCat said October 01, 2008

  Tony: "Youre getting there... a little more. A lil more practice and you will be able to completely shut your mouth"

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    TommyTheCat replied October 01, 2008

    complete brain fart of a type-o there.... let me rewrite it lol
    
    Tony: "Youre getting there... A lil more practice and you will be able to completely shut your mouth"
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  squish059 said October 01, 2008

  Tell Jessica to cook up some of that apple pie for me.... tell her I'll be over around 9. Oh, and Tony, please don't watch from the closet this time, it's creepy.

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  squish059 said October 01, 2008

  Romo: "hey Terrell I was thinkin maybe we could throw to someone else this series..... you know if thats ok with you, coach wanted me to ask."

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    Love4DaStar replied October 01, 2008

    I like that one squish LOL
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      squish059 replied October 02, 2008

      thanks
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  redrum2405 said October 01, 2008

  If you want to win throw me the ball

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  Raptor21 said October 01, 2008

  Pssst. T.O. That limp wrist puckered lip thing isn't going to help your cause.. I'm straight

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  00oreos said October 01, 2008

  "If it looks like a bad pass and smells like a bad pass, by golly, it is a bad pass."

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  TommyTheCat said October 01, 2008

  T.O. : "Id love me some Tony"
  
  a lil play on owens catch phrase "id love me some me"
  
  i havent seen any rules about regarding posting more than 1 caption lol...

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  squish059 said October 01, 2008

  Romo: " I don't like losing, hold me TO, I'm scared"

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    Spotella replied October 02, 2008

    LOL
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  squish059 said October 01, 2008

  Romo: "hey TO maybe wash the butter off your hands after the next popcorn celebration"

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  757EaglesFan said October 01, 2008

  I have been down this road road before!!!! More plays for me equal less sit-ups later!!!!!

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  Zersbaby said October 01, 2008

  TO: "If you don't start getting me the ball, tomorrow I'll be at Jessica's house doing sit ups in her front yard.!"

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  TommyTheCat said October 01, 2008

  one last one lol
  
  T.O. "C'mere Tony, let me show ya what i learned in San Francisco"

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    phillyphan54 replied October 01, 2008

    that was great lol
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      TommyTheCat replied October 01, 2008

      lol thanks :)
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    mom2a2 replied October 02, 2008

    Think you got a winner there Tommy
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      TommyTheCat replied October 02, 2008

      i hope so mom... i been trying!!!!!!!!
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      TommyTheCat replied October 03, 2008

      i guess i wasnt, even after a +3.... maybe its cuz YB is in san fran now lol... or they just dont like the Cat... oh well, people hate me cuz they aint me :) lol... now i sound like TO!!!!
      
      ID LOVE ME SOME TOMMY!
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  TommyTheCat said October 01, 2008

  this aint a submission, but it sure was fun to make :)

  

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  jus10gee said October 01, 2008

  T.O: "See where all that dumb sh*t get you."

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  tcbailey24 said October 01, 2008

  my caption is this:

  

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  thaysFIO said October 01, 2008

  "Tony, man, you won't throw me a pass...so can you at least send one of those wealthy blondes my way?"

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  phutmasterflex said October 01, 2008

  "Why can't you be nicer to me like Jeff was?"

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  eaglesfan62490 said October 01, 2008

  Why don't I just throw a pass to myself to show you how it's done.

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  biggronn91 said October 01, 2008

  Nice pass Romo now gimme a kiss

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  Lakerhater said October 01, 2008

  Do you think philly likes the way our a#$ tastes?

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  Lakerhater said October 01, 2008

  Your city has the weakest fans in the country!! You can't even sell out a playoff baseball game PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    squish059 replied October 02, 2008

    at least we have a baseball team in the playoffs
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      Lakerhater replied October 02, 2008

      Not for long clown!
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        squish059 replied October 02, 2008

        haha in that case at least we have a baseball team..... mime!
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        giantsrepeat replied October 07, 2008

        Oh Yeah, and the Lakers are not front runners, get real. That crap coming from a Lakers fan is ridiculous.
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      giantsrepeat replied October 07, 2008

      Dodgers in six. Manny returns to Boston.
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    TommyTheCat replied October 02, 2008

    um, we sold out the entire series... 50+ sellouts this year... youre a dink!
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  mysportsrumors said October 01, 2008

  i told you , you my quarterback man i love you. but if you don't start throwing me catchable passes no more of this for you

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  phillyphan54 said October 01, 2008

  Marion Barber: Oh sh!t...First in the parties, then the shower, now right here on the field...I can't watch

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  FlyMaster said October 01, 2008

  "Tony, don't make me turn this glove into the fist of fury. Jeff Garcia liked it, but you probably won't"

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  FlyMaster said October 01, 2008

  "Tony, don't make me turn this glove into the fist of fury. Jeff Garcia liked it, but you probably won't"

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  smithr690 said October 01, 2008

  "Yo Tony, this number on my jersey, 81, it ain't just some random number son, that's how many times I want the ball in the game....lets make this happen."

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  bzr034 said October 01, 2008

  I got nothing for this one. I think it will be faster to just buy Iron Man myself...

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  smithr690 said October 01, 2008

  "Tony, you don't throw it to me, people can't get their popcorn ready, so they aren't buying popcorn, that hurts the economy.....it's becoming fiscally irresponsible for you not to throw me the ball."

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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = smithr690
    
    Nice work, smithr690. I had your next comment as one of my finalists too.
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  smithr690 said October 01, 2008

  "Gotta be honest Tony, I love me some me, I hate me some you."

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  vjrabid said October 01, 2008

  "You can kiss my black ayass."

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  undataka2000 said October 01, 2008

  Get Me the ball!! I'm the star!! U not the star! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

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  FireSabean said October 01, 2008

  No man, it wasn't your fault. I should have made those catches..
  
  Alright see ya at dinner..
  
  
  
  
  
  sucker

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  bagz1509 said October 01, 2008

  barber get outta here im trying to kiss tony

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  MrHowl said October 01, 2008

  "You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl."

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    Spotella replied October 02, 2008

    You're showing your age MrHowl, that's songs what 30 years old? Rick Springfield AKA Dr. Noah Drake, if I'm not mistaken.
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  JonnyH9837 said October 01, 2008

  T.O. "see tony, this is how i got my contract extension this off season. just pucker em up nice and big like this"

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  BirdsFan536 said October 01, 2008

  "Yo Tony, my head is too big for my helmet"

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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = BirdsFan536
    
    Wow, another Eagles fan winner. You guys must have been waiting for this contest for the last few years.
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  mrbecker712 said October 01, 2008

  No Tony, T.O. doesn't stand for "totally obnoxious" or "terribly overrated."

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  adogg760 said October 01, 2008

  I need a hug

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  filly4ever said October 01, 2008

  " Don't MAKE me throw you under the bus like those other two"!!!

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    Spotella replied October 02, 2008

    Or more accurate. "I'm gonna throw you under the bus like those other 2"
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  iclosem said October 02, 2008

  "Yeah it burns right down here when I piss"

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  Birdman1933 said October 01, 2008

  TO: "Dude, my lips looked chapped to you?"
  Romo: "No, why?"
  TO: "Because I've been biting my goddamn lip all game. Throw me the !@#$% ball!"
  Romo: "That hurts, bro. Jessica does that to me all the time."
  Barber: "Yeah, she does that to me, too..."
  TO: "Just bite 'er back then... That's what I do."

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  jockjerseys said October 01, 2008

  Yo Romeo! For real, can you hook me up w/ Ashlee? Love that ugly white booty!

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  jus10gee said October 02, 2008

  "Donovan... I mean, Tony!.. Nevermind."

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  NeilyNeily said October 02, 2008

  Romo: Jessica's really special, you know? I think-
  T.O.: Yeah, yeah, I know, you love her. Well I love ME! Now give me the ball!

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  PhillyGREEN said October 02, 2008

  T.O. - Tony I was wondering if you would like to come over to my place after the game. We could lift weights in my driveway.

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  PhillyGREEN said October 02, 2008

  T.O. - Tony if you don't throw me the ball I may just fake attempt suicide again!

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  Spotella said October 02, 2008

  OK Homo, you threw me enough, you can be on top tonight.

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  PhillyGREEN said October 02, 2008

  T.O. - Listen Tony I just told Marion that he's going to see less carries. You can't handle pressure situations so feed me the pill.

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  PhillyGREEN said October 02, 2008

  T.O. - Tony I believe in sharing haven't you ever read my book "Little T Learns to Share."

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  Spotella said October 02, 2008

  DO YOU KNOWWWWWWWWW WHO I AM???

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  BigRandy said October 02, 2008

  Let me peep that sex tape of Jess again and I'll catch anything you throw at me.

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    Spotella replied October 02, 2008

    No, no, no. It would be more "I told you if you made me watch them I'd be so sick I couldn't catch"
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  DTRIK19 said October 02, 2008

  "You know, theres room for 2 in my hypobaric chamber"

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  beery_pbr said October 02, 2008

  Q: What do gay horses eat?
  A: HEEEEEEEEEEY
  

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  Skipjacks said October 02, 2008

  TO - I'm sorry about all that stuff I said about you in the press. Let's kiss and make up.

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  rodney517 said October 02, 2008

  ROMO: YOU ALRIGHT DAWG!!!!!
  T.O.: NOW HOW I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO KISS YOU WITH THAT DANG BLASTED HELMET ON!!!!
  MARION BARBER: OH HELLS TO THE NAW...I'M OUT!!!!! HOLLA

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  rodney517 said October 02, 2008

  ROMO: WHAT IN THE H*LL, did you lose a tooth?
  BARBER: GOOD LORD...I DON'T WANT NO PARTS OF THIS
  T.O. THAT CORNERBACK WAS TALKIN BOUT ME!!!!! pucker pucker!!!
  ROMO: UH YEAH!!!! LOOK HERE DAWG!!! WHAT WAS THAT JESSICA.....I GOTTA GO!!!!

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  vizdogg said October 02, 2008

  This is the face I make in the mirror while I'm lovin me some me. Except I call the "me" in the mirror "She-O". Cuz I ain't gay.

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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = vizdogg
    
    Get the She-O T-Shirts printed, my friend. There's money to be made there!
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    biggronn91 replied October 07, 2008

    lol
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  vizdogg said October 02, 2008

  If T.O. looks like a duck and quacks like a duck....

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  ArrowheadAdam said October 02, 2008

  "Yo, Tony, remember when Nicolette Sheridan dropped her towel for me? Well, I know another famous blonde who is going to do the same if you don't start getting me the @#$%in' rock."

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  Mike43 said October 02, 2008

  Tony, Just keep on doing what you are doing. I would like to get the ball more but if i'm not open and one of my team mates are then throw it to them. Its all about team work!

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  rolobono said October 02, 2008

  T.O.: Well uhh it goes like this, I make a move and you throw me the ball. I look at you, you throw me the ball. I fart and you throw me the ball. I tell Marion to get over here, and you throw me the ball. I am the quarterback, I throw me the ball. I'm on the sidelines, you throw me the ball. I tell you to tuck in that damn jersey...
  Romo: I throw you the ball?
  T.O. NO damnit, we're talking about me.. ME! Remember?!

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  rock1967 said October 02, 2008

  What do you think this media morons will come up with this week. Damn I wish they could uncover a real story every once in a while.

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  pumalick said October 02, 2008

  T.O. Tony I know my wrist looks broke, but really I can catch the ball!
  Romo. O.K. we will try it again on the next play, after the game no crying in an interview.
  T.O. Thanks Tony!

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  suitntie25 said October 02, 2008

  Jessica threw it at me better than that last nite.

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  munoz_0218 said October 02, 2008

  T.O.-"OOoo boy, you know you need to tuck yo' shirt in!"

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  munoz_0218 said October 02, 2008

  "Have you seen my HELMET?"

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  SMARTYDAN said October 02, 2008

  I KNOW. YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME WITHOUT MY HELMET!

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  ktb8888 said October 02, 2008

  That Chile was to die for, got plenty extra gas in the tank now.

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  ktb8888 said October 02, 2008

  That Texas Chile is great, got plenty extra in the tank now... sweetie...

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  luckycat said October 02, 2008

  to..brett farve..where is playing at now ..new york,,i think i,ll go there..he knows how to throw the football..you throw like your from philly or san fran...

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  JAKELEG3 said October 02, 2008

  I'M just gonna keep my huge arse soup coolers shut and catch the damn ball.yeeeeeee hawwwwwwww,i love bein' a Cowboy!

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  Lakerhater said October 02, 2008

  What was i thinking calling Garcia gay? The only homo qb i ever played with was that pile of trash mcnabb!

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  MightyBK said October 02, 2008

  T.O.- Tell me the Truth!! Romo- Im Serious, those pants dont make you look fat. T.O.-I feel like everyone is laughing me behind my back

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  GUILLIAMO1983 said October 02, 2008

  "COME ON TONY YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THIS COMING MAN I TURN ON ALL MY QUARTERBACKS IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED RIGHT " TONY "BUT YOU CRIED FOR ME MAN YOU SAID I WAS YOUR QUARTERBACK YOU EVEN TOLD ME YOU BOUGHT JESSICAS COUNTRY ALBUM WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE LAST SEASON "

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  shazizzle said October 02, 2008

  Hey Tony!!! I'm thinking of changing my position to center so you can put your hands between MY legs onevery play

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  cameltoeclutch said October 02, 2008

  Is that T.O. or Wanda from "In Living Color"?

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  Rhutch said October 02, 2008

  Look T.O. iam not going to do that again. Once was enough. Besides Jessica is in the stands and she wouldnt understand.

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  anthanas said October 02, 2008

  Come on dawg! I cried for you last year on national TV, now get me the ball!

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  sobxunclejed said October 02, 2008

  Tony,do these short pants make my butt look fat?

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  lhcb33 said October 02, 2008

  Don't worry about it. I still love you!! smack.. smack..

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  oliveras1 said October 02, 2008

  Hey T.R my name is T.O. bling around your neck is blinding, can you kind of tone it done so it doesn;t clash with mine

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  lamber1 said October 02, 2008

  Hey B****, I know your head is in the game,BUT put your helmet on..........., and get out of my face, till you can catch the next one I throw to you.

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  rolobono said October 02, 2008

  (barber nears the conversation)
  T.O.- Maan if I hadn't just put on these purly white cleats I'd about put one of these straight up yo a..!
  Romo- I'm sorry man, I jus...
  (barber leaves)
  T.O.- (in a whisper) I'm just playing dog, trying to keep up my mojo. But could you pass the bread once in awhile? I need to feed my family.

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  Roselle said October 02, 2008

  I washed my legs last night and can't do a thing with them.

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  bmarsh said October 02, 2008

  T.O. - After the game I'm going to go do some situps in my driveway want to join me?

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  brittany98 said October 02, 2008

  Hey Tony! Got any pictures of Jessica? Want some?

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  joetaz44 said October 02, 2008

  Hold still & I will give you a big Kiss right thru your facemask if you throw me the ball !!!

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  bigasshammm said October 02, 2008

  "Seriously Tony give me Ashley's number. If I get it I promise to stop whining. If I could just hold that sweet young thing in my arms maybe I wouldn't drop as many passes. C'mon Tony. Please?

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  BowlBound said October 01, 2008

  Tony......thanks for throwing me 2 TD passes against the Eagles. That was fun, especially burning them on that 65 yard bomb.

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  ShakeEmUp24 said October 02, 2008

  You ain't gettin' none of this if I'm not in at least FIFTY percent of the plays next week, T-baby.

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  phillyphan54 said October 01, 2008

  Marion Barber: Oh s***, I knew it. First the shower, now right here on the field. I can't watch...

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  BrianandAnnie said October 02, 2008

  Romo: I think Jerry Jones should wear #81 instead of you, besides he has more time on this field than any of us. Look he is on the sidelines again!
  T.O. : You know something, (sob, sob), I cried for you last year on National TV, (sob, sob). YOU WERE MY BOY!! It's not too much to ask from a man to just throw the ball too me!!
  Romo: You know, last year against the Redskins you only caught the darn thing 3 times out of both games!! START CATCHING IT, OR I STOP PASSING IT TOO YOU!!! By the way, some good news, all that crying you always do, I heard Proctor and Gamble has announced that Kleenex is going to be an associate sponsor along with Pepsi when we move into our new stadium!!

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  maineiac said October 02, 2008

  Awwww...come on, Tony-baby, throw me the ball...and I'll give you a big, fat kiss! Barber ain't got what I have.

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  googlymoogly said October 02, 2008

  "I guess the popcorn wasn't ready"

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  coach1 said October 02, 2008

  Romo: Man, they have triple coverage planted on you T.O: thats why i took my helmet off so i could be faster " just throw the ball. Romo: ok right after i see if jessica"s looking at me !

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  ktb8888 said October 02, 2008

  Senor, I am Ocho Uno now.

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  SteveChaparro said October 02, 2008

  T.O.: What size is your jersey? If I squeezed into it, I could QB and pass the ball to ME and SCORE!!, But wait, who would I complain about? O Yeah, that USELESS front line.. Maybe if I bulked up to 300 lbs I could .......................

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  schul0361 said October 02, 2008

  T.O., you cry more over Tony than Carrie Underwood did when they broke up!! Kinda creepy dawg

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  AlabamaEagle said October 02, 2008

  Tuck ya shirt in baaby and throw me the ball. I loove me some meeee! I luvvv mee some meeee!

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  daboyz_fan said October 02, 2008

  "I love you man, but you ain't getting my Bud Light!"

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  surbersr said October 02, 2008

  You Dooo know who i am.

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  mrgepe said October 02, 2008

  It won't be like this next year...when You are somewhere else!

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  BigRandy said October 02, 2008

  Hey Romo do you think they're gonna put this picture on yardbarker and let all the ree ree, butt hurt, lame, and classless philly fans send in their stupid captions?

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  mrgepe said October 02, 2008

  I missed it because You threw the ball when I was getting my picture taken.

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  brickz99 said October 02, 2008

  "I want 30 targets a game, damn it!"

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  phillyfannaz said October 02, 2008

  TO:" if i played qb for the Cowboys you could kiss your career goodbye"

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  rolobono said October 02, 2008

  did my comments get considered? I entered 2!

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  registermyass said October 02, 2008

  Let's go over this again, Tony. I can't make an easy catch look difficult if you don't make it easy for me to catch. Got that? Now let's go make T.O. look good!

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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = registermyass
    
    I love it.
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  jebaatz said October 02, 2008

  OK, this time Romo I'll take the direct snap and pass it to you...Trust me.

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  PikesPeak said October 02, 2008

  "So I was at Nordstrom, and the lady at the jewelry counter said these earrings would be comfortable in my helmet and also nicely set off the blue, white and silver of our outfits. I think she's right - don't you, Tony? When I take off my helmet and pout a little like this, I think they 'pop'."

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  mburly said October 02, 2008

  T.O.- I thought you being a homo you could trow balls around a little better
  Romo- It is Romo! My last name is Romo, dang it!!
  T.O.- OOOO My bad man
  Barber- Dang, that was harsh

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  111222333 said October 02, 2008

  Tony, don't make me cry again on national TV, but you know how i get when you make me feel like im on the out siide looking in, I mean we can't give up on this thing we have going. Man your my quarterback and I'll do anythink to keep us together and keep you happy, we are a team I just need a couple more balls a game please man i'm begging, I promise I won't treat you like Donavan, Don't tell Jerry sorry man, I'll dance on the star with you after the game.

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  dawggone said October 02, 2008

  lets go dancing tonight, just us girls.

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  adamsb000 said October 02, 2008

  TO: you put your right foot in and shake it all about...

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  notatofan said October 02, 2008

  I'm just too pretty to wear this stupid helmut!

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  CanDoo said October 02, 2008

  TO: "That's 3 plays in a row and TO didn't get no touches... I TOLD YOU no more than 2"!

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  kempy1010 said October 02, 2008

  Nick Lachey has a better arm....

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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = kempy1010
    
    Nice subtle dig, kempy1010. Good stuff.
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  homerbound2003 said October 02, 2008

  OK for the last time, Jessica and I were not high school sweethearts. Now can you please throw me the ball?

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  bdewitt said October 02, 2008

  Yo dog; does Jess have a sister or do I have to love me some me again.

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  olderthandirt said October 02, 2008

  Hey man, every time the end zone is in 'shadows ' , you can't seem to find me.

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    Lakerhater replied October 02, 2008

    Racist!
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  jfshalz said October 02, 2008

  Get your ear plugs ready.

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  bdewitt said October 02, 2008

  I can't love me some me with out any balls.

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  CanDoo said October 02, 2008

  T.O.: I love me some me ! Don't you love me some me too?

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  ckrkc80 said October 02, 2008

  T.O. :Tony, you need to stop thinking about throwing your balls to Jessica and start thowing them to me!

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  FISHINFOOL said October 02, 2008

  DAMN THE REDSKINS GOTA D WHEN DID DIS HAPPEN THROW IT TOO ME ON THREE THIS TIME IGHT
  BARBER WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU DONT GET NO BALLS TODAY NO HOW

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    FISHINFOOL replied October 03, 2008

    HI ME
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  LeotheLoin said October 02, 2008

  TO: wooo..oooo too much butter in that popcorn today.
  TR: uhuh
  TO: Yo dawg, check't out, maybe we should try a few rushes.
  TR: I'll tell Barber.
  TO: No dawg! I mean me!

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  TexasCarey said October 02, 2008

  Romo: T.O., you have to catch the ball to move the chains!
  Barber: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 , 8 9, 10, 11, 10, 11, Ahh, we're good!
  T.O.: I know buddy, I forgot to eat my Popcorn today!

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  FATJOEY said October 02, 2008

  "I CRIED FOR YOU,WHY WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME"!!!!

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  TheMack said October 02, 2008

  T.O: Put My Chapstick on

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  cameltoeclutch said October 02, 2008

  T.O. - M M M, Look at the ass on #24.........

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  jcfults said October 02, 2008

  Romo: Man....Barber's fantasy points are gonna take a blow this week.
  T.O.: Shhh...be quiet he's standing right there!

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  EricS9168 said October 02, 2008

  TO: (in his head) Maybe if I blow him kisses Tony will throw the ball to me again.
  Romo: Whats wrong with TO's mouth? Is he sick?

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  oakesah said October 02, 2008

  Romo, did you hear that Applebees has a new exciting menu?

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  Hodad13 said October 02, 2008

  I just don't feel the Love.

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  QuickSilver11 said October 02, 2008

  Hey Tony since you won't make "a pass" to me let me take the first step, quick Jessica is not looking... muwahhh!

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  dobber said October 02, 2008

  C'mon Tony, if I could throw it to myself, I would.....

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  frisco said October 02, 2008

  (T.O.) Dude, make sure you throw me the ball farther out so they won't intercept your passes.
  Romo: Sure just make sure you are in the clear cause those guys are sticking to you like glue. And, I don't need anymore interceptions T.O. So, get out there and jump and do whatever it takes to catch the ball and get a 1st down or better yet a TD.
  Rach

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  iragold said October 02, 2008

  can i meet jessica simpson

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  Badger2008 said October 02, 2008

  You are white, and uncool, but you will look better if you tuck that jersey in

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  cheeseheadlen said October 02, 2008

  ok so its go out twenty and hook left, no right. no wait your left or my left?

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  cheeseheadlen said October 02, 2008

  oh my gawwwd are you and Jessica really gonna paint the bathroom pink?

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  Lakerhater said October 02, 2008

  philly sucks
  

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    DTRIK19 replied October 02, 2008

    you're still a fag
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      squish059 replied October 02, 2008

      thats an insult too the gay community.... they dont want him
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  60eggluke said October 02, 2008

  Romy, honey, like I told you, I got 19 million reasons you need to be tossin that pig my way mo often... and try and sharpen up those tosses, if you had my name I'd call you Errance Throwens!

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    Jeff replied October 03, 2008

    WINNER = 60eggluke
    
    Errance Throwens!
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  Shaggmosis said October 02, 2008

  "Does this uniform make me look fat?"

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  TWAKIN said October 02, 2008

  TO; NEXT TIME YOU THROW THE BALL HIGH LIKE THAT I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR LADY FROM YOU.DAWG

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  eagles81avant said October 02, 2008

  i swear to god romeo if you throw one more bad pass to me T.O. then i will attempt to kill myself again, and probably fail again cause i have 25 million reasons to live...

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  Wolverines said October 02, 2008

  T.O. - You want a piece of me? It's Hard being this pretty!!!

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  jrosocal said October 02, 2008

  No, I swear...he used to pucker at me and let his wrist fall just like this.

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  FRANCHISE said October 02, 2008

  "Speak softly, babe. Mrs. C might hear ya... he's jealous.....

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  Nappkinz said October 02, 2008

  This time save the tears for after the press conference...

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  bagz1509 said October 02, 2008

  ooooooohhhhhh you gotta a grass stain on yo shirt you better get that out.

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  BlueWorkhorse said October 03, 2008

  Romo: "What are you doing T.O.?"
  T.O.: "Getting ready."
  Romo: "For what?"
  T.O.: "Ocho Cinco said he wanted to kiss Dallas's star."

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  Spotella said October 03, 2008

  T.O: What just happened
  Romo: We lost to the Skins man
  T.O: Oh that's OK Tony, we'll get em next time. I gotta get ready for my post game press conference, what do you think I should say?
  Romo: Just blame it on my T.O., the fans will love it.

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  tougaloo04 said October 03, 2008

  Can you tell me how in the world that happened? The player that you threw it to is not Jessica Simpson.

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  timothypsmith said October 02, 2008

  "Hey BOO BOO," I'm T.O. the Great. "Just pass me the Ball.

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  Malibu_Barbie said October 03, 2008

  "Dude, I AM NOT putting on a long blond wig just so you can see me better."

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  ambidextry said October 03, 2008

  You keep throwing like my Univ of Chattanooga QB and no one is gonna know I played here either!!

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  thundrstrck said October 03, 2008

  "Hey Romo, I'm thinking about changing my name to Ocho Uno. What do you think?"

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  Malibu_Barbie said October 03, 2008

  "Dude, I AM NOT wearing a long blond curly wig just so you can see me better!"

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  crowe3119 said October 03, 2008

  T.O. - "MMM mmmmmm That Witten is one sweet piece of White Boy Ace. Is that why he gets the touchdowns?"

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  squish059 said October 03, 2008

  i guess there isn't a winner on this one, WTF?

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    Annt74 replied October 06, 2008

    not yet squish...
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  FISHINFOOL said October 03, 2008

  oinco bonko wtf is that kiss the the star i dare ya wheres darren woodson when ya need him rember that TO

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    MrTexas72 replied October 08, 2008

    I only wish that was Woodson that hit him. That was weak a** George Teague.
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  giantsrepeat said October 03, 2008

  Tony baby, you know I am the only man for you, dump that hussy and we will run away together....Smooooooooooooch!!!!

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  flippium said October 03, 2008

  Pucker up dude....Jessicas waiting in the tunnel.

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  Annt74 said October 06, 2008

  "Tony, you know I'm pretier than Jessica, just give me a chance!"

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    Lakerhater replied October 06, 2008

    How does last place taste?
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    Lakerhater replied October 06, 2008

    Spellcheck
    
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      Annt74 replied October 10, 2008

      eat my ass
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  trevaeva said October 08, 2008

  T.O - Why can't dis be like dat one movie da notebook, c'mon tony, say i'm you're reciever
  Romo - Not now Terrell.
  T.O - Tony I swurr to god ill drop eurry pass till they release you, cause dey damn sho aint releasin me
  Romo - .....if youre a receiver, im your quarterback.

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