October 01, 2008

T.O. Caption Contest: Win a Free Copy of "Iron Man"

Haven't won one of our 25 Iron Man DVDs yet? Don't worry, there's still hope! We have eight copies of the movie left for our third and final caption contest. All you need to do is tell the Yard exactly what Terrell Owens said to Tony Romo during the Cowboys loss to the Redskins on Sunday. If you're a Cowboys fan, here's your chance to set the record straight and win a cool prize. If you're a fan of the Giants, Redskins or Eagles...well, just keep it clean! Kids hang out in the Yard too. WINNERS OF THE CONTEST: 9. VonBudel 18. DaHiibachi 51. smithr690 61. BirdsFans536 134. Vizdogg 246. registermyass 255. kempy1010 285. 60eggluke This contest is now closed. Thanks to everyone who participated.

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  • MasterBlaster
    "You're three terrible passes passes away from me outing you in my next Playboy interview."
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    • T.O: That ball was over thrown dawg!
      Romo: Well golly I thought it was spot on...
      T.O: Golly? Bitch I will smack the....
      Barber: Psst. T.O there are cameras around.
      T.O: Shit! Tony quick lets kiss and make up.
    • THE JIG IS UP!
    • Come on man,you nose I luv hur to,we be both adults
  • DeFran14
    T.O: Not only do I put my heart out there for you like I did after last years playoff loss, heck I cried for you, but look at this lips man...they're better than Jessicas. Now just tell me what I have to do to get the ball more!
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  • MidniteGreen
    Does making Jessica Simpson faces make you want to throw me the ball more? If it does, then KISS KISS!!!
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  • DeFran14
    "He want that football, football....that KISS KISS...in his mind he fantasize bout throwin me the ball"
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  • Personal bodyguard Marion Barber stands by Tony Romo as T.O. accuses the quarterback of not referring to him as Ocho Uno in the huddle.
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  • VonBudel
    Romosexual Tendencies
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    • Jeff
      Von Budel is a caption machine!
      • VonBudel
        Sure a DVD would be nice. But I want some fans, so I can have a 100% Yardbarker badge!
        • Harvey_Bars
          Romo: "T.O., stand here and make kissy face. Von Budel needs friends."
        • Harvey_Bars
          By the way, the entire time I was writing that comment, I was taking my 100% badge for granted.
        • squish059
          i use mine to pick up girls.... i'm polishing it now
    • Jeff
      WINNER = VonBudel

      Your captions got better with every contest. Nice work. Get that badge!
  • GSWgirl
    "Don't think I don't know about you and Jessica going ring shopping...I thought we had something special..."
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  • eaglestillidie
    look tony i know you cant throw like donovan but come on i was wide open.
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  • WorldofIsaac
    "You're my quarterback, You're my teammate"
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  • Spotella
    "I told you if you left me for Jessica this would happen!"
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  • GSWgirl
    The over/under on the number of gay jokes that will come out of this contest?
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    • Spotella
      Ahhhh, can you blame us? The two of them make it too easy!!!
      • GSWgirl
        Did ya see mine! After I did that I was like - geez what a cliche'!
      • Harvey_Bars
        If nothing else, this caption contest will help Yardbarker finally bring in some vocal fans from the Philadelphia area.
        • VonBudel
          Ha, and maybe a badge of legitimacy for Vonbudel.
        • squish059
          yeah us Philly fans find it tough to express our opinion.... we're shy
        • BrockSamson
          Damn you Harvey Bars, you just made me laugh out loud like an idiot for everyone in my office to hear.

    • peagle05
      give me over 45
      • GSWgirl
        We should have a seperate contest.
    • Spotella
      Look at the way T.O is holding his arm up. Very feminine if you ask me. LOL
  • philly_fanatic
    "oh no u didnt" "oh HELL no did u not just throw the ball to crayton" "IM T.O BITCHESS"
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  • mvbuckeye01
    "Listen Romo, I outed one qb and made the other start a blog on Yardbarker where he complains about the lack of playmakers. Don't make me scheme up something to knock you down a peg of two. How's Jessica?"
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  • Philguard
    "Tony, I hate it when we fight....I'm sorry....come here man."
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  • DaHibachi
    Tony the tiger says "Theeirrrrr Gay!"
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    • Spotella
      LOL!!!!
    • Jeff
      WINNER = DaHibachi
  • BlueWorkhorse
    Romo: "T.O., what are you doing?"
    T.O.: "Warming up my lips for all the bitching I'm going to have to do after the game because you won't get me the ball."
    Romo: "I've already thrown you the ball like 15 times."
    T.O. (snaps back like a stuck up 14 yr-old girl): "I don't like these routes. I don't like these throws."
    (Romo rolls eyes)
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  • Philguard
    "Tony, have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
    That's a Zoolander reference folks. Look at it again.
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  • PHILA26
    No offense Tony but im kind of missing McNabb. At least he always threw me the ball
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    • Lakerhater
      Are you talking about"fragile handle with care"mccrap?
      • DTRIK19
        You mean one of the toughest players in the league? You know, the guy who played with a broken ankle, and the guy who came back against Pittsburgh 2 weeks ago after suffering a chest contusion becasue his team needed him?
        ...moron
        • Spotella
          ^5 DTRIK,
        • Lakerhater
          Yes i mean the get injured every year no super bowl ring having piece of trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • TommyTheCat
        youre so ghetto
  • TommyTheCat
    Tony: "Youre getting there... a little more. A lil more practice and you will be able to completely shut your mouth"
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    • TommyTheCat
      complete brain fart of a type-o there.... let me rewrite it lol

      Tony: "Youre getting there... A lil more practice and you will be able to completely shut your mouth"
  • squish059
    Tell Jessica to cook up some of that apple pie for me.... tell her I'll be over around 9. Oh, and Tony, please don't watch from the closet this time, it's creepy.
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  • squish059
    Romo: "hey Terrell I was thinkin maybe we could throw to someone else this series..... you know if thats ok with you, coach wanted me to ask."
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  • redrum2405
    If you want to win throw me the ball
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  • Pssst. T.O. That limp wrist puckered lip thing isn't going to help your cause.. I'm straight
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  • 00oreos
    "If it looks like a bad pass and smells like a bad pass, by golly, it is a bad pass."
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  • TommyTheCat
    T.O. : "Id love me some Tony"

    a lil play on owens catch phrase "id love me some me"

    i havent seen any rules about regarding posting more than 1 caption lol...
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  • squish059
    Romo: " I don't like losing, hold me TO, I'm scared"
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  • squish059
    Romo: "hey TO maybe wash the butter off your hands after the next popcorn celebration"
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  • 757EaglesFan
    I have been down this road road before!!!! More plays for me equal less sit-ups later!!!!!
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  • TO: "If you don't start getting me the ball, tomorrow I'll be at Jessica's house doing sit ups in her front yard.!"
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  • TommyTheCat
    one last one lol

    T.O. "C'mere Tony, let me show ya what i learned in San Francisco"
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    • phillyphan54
      that was great lol
    • mom2a2
      Think you got a winner there Tommy
      • TommyTheCat
        i hope so mom... i been trying!!!!!!!!
      • TommyTheCat
        i guess i wasnt, even after a +3.... maybe its cuz YB is in san fran now lol... or they just dont like the Cat... oh well, people hate me cuz they aint me :) lol... now i sound like TO!!!!

        ID LOVE ME SOME TOMMY!
  • TommyTheCat
    this aint a submission, but it sure was fun to make :)

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  • jus10gee
    T.O: "See where all that dumb sh*t get you."
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  • my caption is this:

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  • thaysFIO
    "Tony, man, you won't throw me a pass...so can you at least send one of those wealthy blondes my way?"
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  • phutmasterflex
    "Why can't you be nicer to me like Jeff was?"
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  • eaglesfan62490
    Why don't I just throw a pass to myself to show you how it's done.
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  • biggronn91
    Nice pass Romo now gimme a kiss
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  • Lakerhater
    Your city has the weakest fans in the country!! You can't even sell out a playoff baseball game PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • squish059
      at least we have a baseball team in the playoffs
      • Lakerhater
        Not for long clown!
        • squish059
          haha in that case at least we have a baseball team..... mime!
        • giantsrepeat
          Oh Yeah, and the Lakers are not front runners, get real. That crap coming from a Lakers fan is ridiculous.
      • giantsrepeat
        Dodgers in six. Manny returns to Boston.
    • TommyTheCat
      um, we sold out the entire series... 50+ sellouts this year... youre a dink!
  • mysportsrumors
    i told you , you my quarterback man i love you. but if you don't start throwing me catchable passes no more of this for you
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  • phillyphan54
    Marion Barber: Oh sh!t...First in the parties, then the shower, now right here on the field...I can't watch
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  • FlyMaster
    "Tony, don't make me turn this glove into the fist of fury. Jeff Garcia liked it, but you probably won't"
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  • FlyMaster
    "Tony, don't make me turn this glove into the fist of fury. Jeff Garcia liked it, but you probably won't"
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  • smithr690
    "Yo Tony, this number on my jersey, 81, it ain't just some random number son, that's how many times I want the ball in the game....lets make this happen."
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  • bzr034
    I got nothing for this one. I think it will be faster to just buy Iron Man myself...
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  • smithr690
    "Tony, you don't throw it to me, people can't get their popcorn ready, so they aren't buying popcorn, that hurts the economy.....it's becoming fiscally irresponsible for you not to throw me the ball."
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    • Jeff
      WINNER = smithr690

      Nice work, smithr690. I had your next comment as one of my finalists too.
  • smithr690
    "Gotta be honest Tony, I love me some me, I hate me some you."
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  • vjrabid
    "You can kiss my black ayass."
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  • undataka2000
    Get Me the ball!! I'm the star!! U not the star! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!
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  • FireSabean
    No man, it wasn't your fault. I should have made those catches..

    Alright see ya at dinner..





    sucker
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  • barber get outta here im trying to kiss tony
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  • MrHowl
    "You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl."
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    • Spotella
      You're showing your age MrHowl, that's songs what 30 years old? Rick Springfield AKA Dr. Noah Drake, if I'm not mistaken.
  • JonnyH9837
    T.O. "see tony, this is how i got my contract extension this off season. just pucker em up nice and big like this"
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  • BirdsFan536
    "Yo Tony, my head is too big for my helmet"
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    • Jeff
      WINNER = BirdsFan536

      Wow, another Eagles fan winner. You guys must have been waiting for this contest for the last few years.
  • mrbecker712
    No Tony, T.O. doesn't stand for "totally obnoxious" or "terribly overrated."
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  • adogg760
    I need a hug
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  • filly4ever
    " Don't MAKE me throw you under the bus like those other two"!!!
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    • Spotella
      Or more accurate. "I'm gonna throw you under the bus like those other 2"
  • iclosem
    "Yeah it burns right down here when I piss"
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  • Birdman1933
    TO: "Dude, my lips looked chapped to you?"
    Romo: "No, why?"
    TO: "Because I've been biting my goddamn lip all game. Throw me the !@#$% ball!"
    Romo: "That hurts, bro. Jessica does that to me all the time."
    Barber: "Yeah, she does that to me, too..."
    TO: "Just bite 'er back then... That's what I do."
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  • jockjerseys
    Yo Romeo! For real, can you hook me up w/ Ashlee? Love that ugly white booty!
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  • jus10gee
    "Donovan... I mean, Tony!.. Nevermind."
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  • Romo: Jessica's really special, you know? I think-
    T.O.: Yeah, yeah, I know, you love her. Well I love ME! Now give me the ball!
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  • PhillyGREEN
    T.O. - Tony I was wondering if you would like to come over to my place after the game. We could lift weights in my driveway.
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  • PhillyGREEN
    T.O. - Tony if you don't throw me the ball I may just fake attempt suicide again!
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  • Spotella
    OK Homo, you threw me enough, you can be on top tonight.
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  • PhillyGREEN
    T.O. - Listen Tony I just told Marion that he's going to see less carries. You can't handle pressure situations so feed me the pill.
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  • PhillyGREEN
    T.O. - Tony I believe in sharing haven't you ever read my book "Little T Learns to Share."
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  • Spotella
    DO YOU KNOWWWWWWWWW WHO I AM???
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  • BigRandy
    Let me peep that sex tape of Jess again and I'll catch anything you throw at me.
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    • Spotella
      No, no, no. It would be more "I told you if you made me watch them I'd be so sick I couldn't catch"
  • DTRIK19
    "You know, theres room for 2 in my hypobaric chamber"
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  • beery_pbr
    Q: What do gay horses eat?
    A: HEEEEEEEEEEY
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  • TO - I'm sorry about all that stuff I said about you in the press. Let's kiss and make up.
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  • rodney517
    ROMO: YOU ALRIGHT DAWG!!!!!
    T.O.: NOW HOW I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO KISS YOU WITH THAT DANG BLASTED HELMET ON!!!!
    MARION BARBER: OH HELLS TO THE NAW...I'M OUT!!!!! HOLLA
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  • rodney517
    ROMO: WHAT IN THE H*LL, did you lose a tooth?
    BARBER: GOOD LORD...I DON'T WANT NO PARTS OF THIS
    T.O. THAT CORNERBACK WAS TALKIN BOUT ME!!!!! pucker pucker!!!
    ROMO: UH YEAH!!!! LOOK HERE DAWG!!! WHAT WAS THAT JESSICA.....I GOTTA GO!!!!
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  • vizdogg
    This is the face I make in the mirror while I'm lovin me some me. Except I call the "me" in the mirror "She-O". Cuz I ain't gay.
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    • Jeff
      WINNER = vizdogg

      Get the She-O T-Shirts printed, my friend. There's money to be made there!
    • biggronn91
      lol
  • vizdogg
    If T.O. looks like a duck and quacks like a duck....
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  • ArrowheadAdam
    "Yo, Tony, remember when Nicolette Sheridan dropped her towel for me? Well, I know another famous blonde who is going to do the same if you don't start getting me the @#$%in' rock."
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  • Tony, Just keep on doing what you are doing. I would like to get the ball more but if i'm not open and one of my team mates are then throw it to them. Its all about team work!
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  • rolobono
    T.O.: Well uhh it goes like this, I make a move and you throw me the ball. I look at you, you throw me the ball. I fart and you throw me the ball. I tell Marion to get over here, and you throw me the ball. I am the quarterback, I throw me the ball. I'm on the sidelines, you throw me the ball. I tell you to tuck in that damn jersey...
    Romo: I throw you the ball?
    T.O. NO damnit, we're talking about me.. ME! Remember?!
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  • What do you think this media morons will come up with this week. Damn I wish they could uncover a real story every once in a while.
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  • T.O. Tony I know my wrist looks broke, but really I can catch the ball!
    Romo. O.K. we will try it again on the next play, after the game no crying in an interview.
    T.O. Thanks Tony!
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  • Jessica threw it at me better than that last nite.
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  • T.O.-"OOoo boy, you know you need to tuck yo' shirt in!"
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  • "Have you seen my HELMET?"
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  • I KNOW. YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME WITHOUT MY HELMET!
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  • That Chile was to die for, got plenty extra gas in the tank now.
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  • That Texas Chile is great, got plenty extra in the tank now... sweetie...
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  • luckycat
    to..brett farve..where is playing at now ..new york,,i think i,ll go there..he knows how to throw the football..you throw like your from philly or san fran...
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  • I'M just gonna keep my huge arse soup coolers shut and catch the damn ball.yeeeeeee hawwwwwwww,i love bein' a Cowboy!
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  • Lakerhater
    What was i thinking calling Garcia gay? The only homo qb i ever played with was that pile of trash mcnabb!
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  • T.O.- Tell me the Truth!! Romo- Im Serious, those pants dont make you look fat. T.O.-I feel like everyone is laughing me behind my back
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  • GUILLIAMO1983
    "COME ON TONY YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THIS COMING MAN I TURN ON ALL MY QUARTERBACKS IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED RIGHT " TONY "BUT YOU CRIED FOR ME MAN YOU SAID I WAS YOUR QUARTERBACK YOU EVEN TOLD ME YOU BOUGHT JESSICAS COUNTRY ALBUM WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE LAST SEASON "
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  • Hey Tony!!! I'm thinking of changing my position to center so you can put your hands between MY legs onevery play
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  • cameltoeclutch
    Is that T.O. or Wanda from "In Living Color"?
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  • Look T.O. iam not going to do that again. Once was enough. Besides Jessica is in the stands and she wouldnt understand.
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  • Come on dawg! I cried for you last year on national TV, now get me the ball!
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  • Tony,do these short pants make my butt look fat?
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  • Don't worry about it. I still love you!! smack.. smack..
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  • Hey T.R my name is T.O. bling around your neck is blinding, can you kind of tone it done so it doesn;t clash with mine
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  • Hey B****, I know your head is in the game,BUT put your helmet on..........., and get out of my face, till you can catch the next one I throw to you.
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  • rolobono
    (barber nears the conversation)
    T.O.- Maan if I hadn't just put on these purly white cleats I'd about put one of these straight up yo a..!
    Romo- I'm sorry man, I jus...
    (barber leaves)
    T.O.- (in a whisper) I'm just playing dog, trying to keep up my mojo. But could you pass the bread once in awhile? I need to feed my family.
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  • I washed my legs last night and can't do a thing with them.
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  • T.O. - After the game I'm going to go do some situps in my driveway want to join me?
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  • Hey Tony! Got any pictures of Jessica? Want some?
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  • Hold still & I will give you a big Kiss right thru your facemask if you throw me the ball !!!
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  • "Seriously Tony give me Ashley's number. If I get it I promise to stop whining. If I could just hold that sweet young thing in my arms maybe I wouldn't drop as many passes. C'mon Tony. Please?
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  • BowlBound
    Tony......thanks for throwing me 2 TD passes against the Eagles. That was fun, especially burning them on that 65 yard bomb.
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  • You ain't gettin' none of this if I'm not in at least FIFTY percent of the plays next week, T-baby.
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  • phillyphan54
    Marion Barber: Oh s***, I knew it. First the shower, now right here on the field. I can't watch...
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  • Romo: I think Jerry Jones should wear #81 instead of you, besides he has more time on this field than any of us. Look he is on the sidelines again!
    T.O. : You know something, (sob, sob), I cried for you last year on National TV, (sob, sob). YOU WERE MY BOY!! It's not too much to ask from a man to just throw the ball too me!!
    Romo: You know, last year against the Redskins you only caught the darn thing 3 times out of both games!! START CATCHING IT, OR I STOP PASSING IT TOO YOU!!! By the way, some good news, all that crying you always do, I heard Proctor and Gamble has announced that Kleenex is going to be an associate sponsor along with Pepsi when we move into our new stadium!!
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  • Awwww...come on, Tony-baby, throw me the ball...and I'll give you a big, fat kiss! Barber ain't got what I have.
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  • "I guess the popcorn wasn't ready"
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  • Romo: Man, they have triple coverage planted on you T.O: thats why i took my helmet off so i could be faster " just throw the ball. Romo: ok right after i see if jessica"s looking at me !
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  • Senor, I am Ocho Uno now.
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  • T.O.: What size is your jersey? If I squeezed into it, I could QB and pass the ball to ME and SCORE!!, But wait, who would I complain about? O Yeah, that USELESS front line.. Maybe if I bulked up to 300 lbs I could .......................
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  • T.O., you cry more over Tony than Carrie Underwood did when they broke up!! Kinda creepy dawg
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  • AlabamaEagle
    Tuck ya shirt in baaby and throw me the ball. I loove me some meeee! I luvvv mee some meeee!
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  • "I love you man, but you ain't getting my Bud Light!"
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  • You Dooo know who i am.
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  • It won't be like this next year...when You are somewhere else!
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  • BigRandy
    Hey Romo do you think they're gonna put this picture on yardbarker and let all the ree ree, butt hurt, lame, and classless philly fans send in their stupid captions?
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  • I missed it because You threw the ball when I was getting my picture taken.
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  • brickz99
    "I want 30 targets a game, damn it!"
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  • phillyfannaz
    TO:" if i played qb for the Cowboys you could kiss your career goodbye"
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  • rolobono
    did my comments get considered? I entered 2!
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  • Let's go over this again, Tony. I can't make an easy catch look difficult if you don't make it easy for me to catch. Got that? Now let's go make T.O. look good!
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    • Jeff
      WINNER = registermyass

      I love it.
  • OK, this time Romo I'll take the direct snap and pass it to you...Trust me.
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  • "So I was at Nordstrom, and the lady at the jewelry counter said these earrings would be comfortable in my helmet and also nicely set off the blue, white and silver of our outfits. I think she's right - don't you, Tony? When I take off my helmet and pout a little like this, I think they 'pop'."
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  • T.O.- I thought you being a homo you could trow balls around a little better
    Romo- It is Romo! My last name is Romo, dang it!!
    T.O.- OOOO My bad man
    Barber- Dang, that was harsh
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  • Tony, don't make me cry again on national TV, but you know how i get when you make me feel like im on the out siide looking in, I mean we can't give up on this thing we have going. Man your my quarterback and I'll do anythink to keep us together and keep you happy, we are a team I just need a couple more balls a game please man i'm begging, I promise I won't treat you like Donavan, Don't tell Jerry sorry man, I'll dance on the star with you after the game.
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  • lets go dancing tonight, just us girls.
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  • TO: you put your right foot in and shake it all about...
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  • I'm just too pretty to wear this stupid helmut!
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  • CanDoo
    TO: "That's 3 plays in a row and TO didn't get no touches... I TOLD YOU no more than 2"!
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  • kempy1010
    Nick Lachey has a better arm....
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    • Jeff
      WINNER = kempy1010

      Nice subtle dig, kempy1010. Good stuff.
  • OK for the last time, Jessica and I were not high school sweethearts. Now can you please throw me the ball?
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  • Yo dog; does Jess have a sister or do I have to love me some me again.
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  • Hey man, every time the end zone is in 'shadows ' , you can't seem to find me.
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  • Get your ear plugs ready.
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  • I can't love me some me with out any balls.
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  • CanDoo
    T.O.: I love me some me ! Don't you love me some me too?
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  • ckrkc80
    T.O. :Tony, you need to stop thinking about throwing your balls to Jessica and start thowing them to me!
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  • DAMN THE REDSKINS GOTA D WHEN DID DIS HAPPEN THROW IT TOO ME ON THREE THIS TIME IGHT
    BARBER WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU DONT GET NO BALLS TODAY NO HOW
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  • TO: wooo..oooo too much butter in that popcorn today.
    TR: uhuh
    TO: Yo dawg, check't out, maybe we should try a few rushes.
    TR: I'll tell Barber.
    TO: No dawg! I mean me!
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  • Romo: T.O., you have to catch the ball to move the chains!
    Barber: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 , 8 9, 10, 11, 10, 11, Ahh, we're good!
    T.O.: I know buddy, I forgot to eat my Popcorn today!
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  • FATJOEY
    "I CRIED FOR YOU,WHY WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME"!!!!
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  • TheMack
    T.O: Put My Chapstick on
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  • cameltoeclutch
    T.O. - M M M, Look at the ass on #24.........
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  • jcfults
    Romo: Man....Barber's fantasy points are gonna take a blow this week.
    T.O.: Shhh...be quiet he's standing right there!
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  • TO: (in his head) Maybe if I blow him kisses Tony will throw the ball to me again.
    Romo: Whats wrong with TO's mouth? Is he sick?
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  • Romo, did you hear that Applebees has a new exciting menu?
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  • I just don't feel the Love.
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  • Hey Tony since you won't make "a pass" to me let me take the first step, quick Jessica is not looking... muwahhh!
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  • C'mon Tony, if I could throw it to myself, I would.....
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  • (T.O.) Dude, make sure you throw me the ball farther out so they won't intercept your passes.
    Romo: Sure just make sure you are in the clear cause those guys are sticking to you like glue. And, I don't need anymore interceptions T.O. So, get out there and jump and do whatever it takes to catch the ball and get a 1st down or better yet a TD.
    Rach
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  • can i meet jessica simpson
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  • You are white, and uncool, but you will look better if you tuck that jersey in
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  • ok so its go out twenty and hook left, no right. no wait your left or my left?
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  • oh my gawwwd are you and Jessica really gonna paint the bathroom pink?
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  • Lakerhater
    philly sucks
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    • DTRIK19
      you're still a fag
      • squish059
        thats an insult too the gay community.... they dont want him
  • Romy, honey, like I told you, I got 19 million reasons you need to be tossin that pig my way mo often... and try and sharpen up those tosses, if you had my name I'd call you Errance Throwens!
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    • Jeff
      WINNER = 60eggluke

      Errance Throwens!
  • Shaggmosis
    "Does this uniform make me look fat?"
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  • TO; NEXT TIME YOU THROW THE BALL HIGH LIKE THAT I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR LADY FROM YOU.DAWG
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  • i swear to god romeo if you throw one more bad pass to me T.O. then i will attempt to kill myself again, and probably fail again cause i have 25 million reasons to live...
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  • T.O. - You want a piece of me? It's Hard being this pretty!!!
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  • No, I swear...he used to pucker at me and let his wrist fall just like this.
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  • FRANCHISE
    "Speak softly, babe. Mrs. C might hear ya... he's jealous.....
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  • This time save the tears for after the press conference...
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  • ooooooohhhhhh you gotta a grass stain on yo shirt you better get that out.
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  • BlueWorkhorse
    Romo: "What are you doing T.O.?"
    T.O.: "Getting ready."
    Romo: "For what?"
    T.O.: "Ocho Cinco said he wanted to kiss Dallas's star."
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  • Spotella
    T.O: What just happened
    Romo: We lost to the Skins man
    T.O: Oh that's OK Tony, we'll get em next time. I gotta get ready for my post game press conference, what do you think I should say?
    Romo: Just blame it on my T.O., the fans will love it.
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  • tougaloo04
    Can you tell me how in the world that happened? The player that you threw it to is not Jessica Simpson.
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  • "Hey BOO BOO," I'm T.O. the Great. "Just pass me the Ball.
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  • "Dude, I AM NOT putting on a long blond wig just so you can see me better."
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  • You keep throwing like my Univ of Chattanooga QB and no one is gonna know I played here either!!
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  • "Hey Romo, I'm thinking about changing my name to Ocho Uno. What do you think?"
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  • "Dude, I AM NOT wearing a long blond curly wig just so you can see me better!"
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  • T.O. - "MMM mmmmmm That Witten is one sweet piece of White Boy Ace. Is that why he gets the touchdowns?"
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  • squish059
    i guess there isn't a winner on this one, WTF?
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    • Annt74
      not yet squish...
  • oinco bonko wtf is that kiss the the star i dare ya wheres darren woodson when ya need him rember that TO
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    • MrTexas72
      I only wish that was Woodson that hit him. That was weak a** George Teague.
  • giantsrepeat
    Tony baby, you know I am the only man for you, dump that hussy and we will run away together....Smooooooooooooch!!!!
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  • Pucker up dude....Jessicas waiting in the tunnel.
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  • Annt74
    "Tony, you know I'm pretier than Jessica, just give me a chance!"
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    • Lakerhater
      How does last place taste?
    • Lakerhater
      Spellcheck
      • Annt74
        eat my ass
  • T.O - Why can't dis be like dat one movie da notebook, c'mon tony, say i'm you're reciever
    Romo - Not now Terrell.
    T.O - Tony I swurr to god ill drop eurry pass till they release you, cause dey damn sho aint releasin me
    Romo - .....if youre a receiver, im your quarterback.
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