14 days ago

ANOTHER cowboy LIMERICK

There was an owner we'll call Jerry

Whose penis was small, I mean very

He hoped women would come

For his big stadium

But it's Donovan gettin' that cherry!

E-AG-L-E-S! EAGLES

Cowboys will get F***** at the Linc! One in the pink, one in the stink!

Tony Romo, why can't I quit you?

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  • Wheelman
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    The `Pokes came to play the Birds

    While the fans shouted, Turds! Turds!!!

    Then they drank their beers

    To mask their fears

    But in the end there weren`t enough words.
    • Birdflipper
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      Wheelman you've really started somthing here!
  • TheOneNOnly
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    Donovan must be gettin it elsewhere because his wife is fugly.
    • Wheelman
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      There was a guy I call ONO

      Not to be confused with a dude named BONO

      And though generally reknowned

      He still looked like a clown

      Which horrified HG, who ain`t alono.
    • TheOneNOnly
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      BOOOOOO!!!! BONO SUCKS!!! BOOOOO!!!! He should go to Vertigo and stay there.
    • TheOneNOnly
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      There once was a guy named Wheelman

      Who was one badass Seahawks fan

      He don't give a f*ck

      That in 09 they suck

      For he sticks with his team like a man
    • TheOneNOnly
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      Its a compliment to your fanhood, not a jab at your team.
    • Wheelman
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      I got the drift, but what`s with the past tense? Did I die recently?
    • TheOneNOnly
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      The same can be said for yours. There "was". EH-EM.
    • Wheelman
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      No no no no no no. Most limericks start off with `There was`. Its the `was` in the second line that had me curious. By the second line tenses are usually straightened out. There are rules, handed down by old Irish poets and barkeeps about the proper usages of tense in the form......Barkeeps? Time for a brew.
    • Wheelman
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      Check out my just completed tome about tomorrows game, currently in the Forums.
    • kristinmasyn
      LOL, LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHA
    • Spotella
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      OK, there are enough problems trying to get some posters to use proper grammar, now you're going to really throw a spanner in the works trying to make them learn poetry.

      And to ONO, I like Bono. He is a great human, true his music isn't the best but he is trying to make the world a better place.
  • cowboykilla520
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    just wanna take the time to remind yall that the probowl ballot is going on and i think we can all agree that 5 romo and DJ and austin all deserve a bid this year and i encourage u all to vote!
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