19 days ago

Murder at the Linc!

What, ya'll thought I was gonna write a post...please. Alright I'll make it short. My parents taught me never to hit a woman unless their Cowgirls. They said I can slap them silly all day long. Ya'll better call 911 like Wyclef and Sean Kingston cause there will be a Murder at the Linc come Sunday.

Time of Death: DOA

Cause of death: Fear of excessive beatdown

Weapons used:

Donovan "D'NICE" McNabb

Desean "ACTION" Jackson

Jeremy "BIG" Maclin

Brian "I DO EVERYTHING" Westbrook

Shady "THE REAL" Mccoy

Brent "MAGNUM P.I." Celek

Leonard "BOB AND" Weaver

Trent "KNOCK YOU OUT" Cole

Will "I EAT QUARTERBACKS" Witherspoon

Asante "BETTER NOT THROW MY WAY" Samuel

Sheldon "THE HITMAN BETTER NOT RUN MY WAY OR I'LL PHUCK YOU UP" Brown

and last but not least:

Lincoln "MUTHAPHUCKIN THE 12TH MAN AND DA CRAZIEST MUTHAPHUCKIN PHANS" Financial Field. We all going to jail for murder.

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  • NPhillyBirdman
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    Robbo, BowlBound, Monster, Cannuck and anyone else in your lil crew. Don't disappear like ("Giantsrepeat" of that as whoopin we gave them last year) did.
    • Robbo24
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      Don't worry about it when the Cowboys embarrass the Eagles. You'll get a second chance to lose later. Dallas Cowboys at 5-2 soon to be 6-2.
    • BowlBound
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      You beat a Giants team that has lost three in a row now. Don't get too excited.
    • Canuck
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      Even the craziest fans can help a team from being outplayed.....6-2 at the half way marker is pretty good.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Robbo, we beat a Giants team that lost 2 in a row. We gave them their 3rd loss and I see a lot of optimism from fans who d@mn near gave up on their team 3 weeks ago. All of a sudden you think you can come into Philly and steal one. Tony Homo to Miles "I have Autism" ain't flying in the Linc.
    • its funny when dallas lost to the giants cowboy fans were sayin giants are the top team in nfc east and they only lost to em by 1 point...eagles destroy giants and they say well u lost to a team that lost 2 in a row blah blah blah....
      I cant wait for the excuses after we beat them next week...

      they get excited after beatin the seahawks
    • Robbo24
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      That's right NPhilly. A couple of weeks back you guys were very down on your team. Now all of a sudden we see the resurgence of Eagles pride.

      Here's what I know. The Cowboys and the Eagles are playing better now. I don't think the Eagles will run on the Cowboys and your receivers are a bit small. Your LB's are not a match for our RB's.

      Tony Romo hopefully will keep his T/O's down to non existent. The Cowboys will prevail. Should be a good game and you guys don't have Jim Johnson to out coach the Dallas Offense anymore.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      We shut down Jacobs and and whatever his name was and you say we can't stop Barber and Jones and whomever else you got, c'mon man...Jacobs is the biggest back in the league and couldn't win against our "D"
    • Canuck
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      Jones doesn't run up the middle and he is twice as fast as Jacobs so you LBs better be ready
    • Robbo24
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      The Cowboys have a better running game. Jason Garrett is pass happy, and like Andy needs a jolt to get back to running the ball. Just like the game against the Cheifs.
    • giantsrepeat
      I didn't disappear nphilly, I'm right here dude. I tagged another article saying that you guys took it to us on Sunday, we played horribly. Do you honestly think I care what anyone on here says? Not a chance, but kudos to your team for a well played game.
    • filly4ever
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      Robbo, you say our recievers are a bit small. Thats only cause you can't see us from where you are unless you are sitting in the end zone, of course...lol
    • BowlBound
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      Actually, the Giants were picked to win the division at the beginning of the season. Dallas still almost beat them after giving them four turnovers. Dallas is improving each week. You can see it. If Dallas loses on Sunday, it won't be the end of the world. There is still a lot of football left. But, I'll bet one thing. It ain't gonna be no 44-6 ass whipping this time. The Eagles will have to earn this one.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      They were picked to win the division but who was picked to win the Superbowl...again nuff said
    • giantsrepeat
      The Cowboys will win this weekend.
    • apollokid
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      Just like the Giants were gonna win last weekend. hahaha
    • giantsrepeat
      Good comeback apollo, your a funny guy, I like you.
  • NPhillyBirdman
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    We got a special @SS whoopin for ya'll. Ya'll want it WITH or WITHOUT KY and that aint Kentucky for you so called Cowgirls with a edumuhcation?
  • funkediva
    LOL too funny ....
  • Canuck
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    After the Boys bury Mcnabb and the Seagles it will be very quiet around here
    • Robbo24
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      Except for all the excuses.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Cannuck, We aint Seattle (No offense Wheelman) and we definately aint no punks. We destroyed a team that beat the hell outta ya'll. That speaks for itself.
    • i cant wait til the birds kick your a$$ on sunday
    • Canuck
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      You Seagles fans better man up when the Boys win
    • Robbo24
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      Beat the hell out of Dallas? C'mon dude that's straight up crazy. The G-Men won by a last minute field goal. The Eagles will try to run on Dallas and it wont work.

      The only difference from Dallas and the Giants is we have our weapons. Unlike the last time we played. No more flukes by the Eagles taken advantage of a under manned team. I'm expecting a convincing win in Lincoln Financial for the Cowboys.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      I guess you gonna be expectin for years to come then
    • Robbo24
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      Not hardly,......
    • BowlBound
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      NPhilly. How did NYG beat the "hell" out of us. A field goal in the last minute? Yeah, that's beating the hell out of Dallas alright. Eli gave you two TD's.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      You right he gave us 2 but even if you take them away we still beat them by more than 3. What was the spread, I guarantee you it wasn't +23
  • hockeygoddess
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    I'm hoping it goes our way - they looked awesome yesterday. Again, I am realistic not optimistic when it comes to our birds. Stomp the Cowboys!
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      In the words of Kirk Frankiln "STOMP, now all my people say STOMP!"
  • TheOneNOnly
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    I prefer Jeremy "Frogface" Maclin.
  • calieagle99
    He said "Will I EAT QUARTERBACKS Witherspoon"! ahahaahhaa classic! I'm betting our defense is going to give the Cowbeezy's a better look than the Seahawks did. We'll see Sunday night! Who's going to the game? Sometimes I really hate living so far away.
    • hockeygoddess
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      You're lucky cali - I can't stay up to watch the whole game. Need my beauty sleep, lol!
    • calieagle99
      Good point! But i'm sure you don't need any more help in that department! ;>
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      smooth talker Cali I like it lol
    • hockeygoddess
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      :) (Blushing)
  • pubicreign
    NPhilly...GREAT player naming, I was rollin reading down that list.
    Bowl - Gmen are beaten twice in a row coming in to the Linc. Conference game, I would think they had a game face about them...thing is, our's was better. Long story short, you all better bring the A game..way the D's lookin Romo has another date with the shower floor.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      What's funny is they gotta come back to the stadium they got shalacked in last year. 44-6 will be on there mind. They are gonna at least try to score 7 this time. See the Giants had revenge on their mind with the playoff loss and Donvan phone call from the sideline and you see what happened to them.
    • pubicreign
      yeah, it would be in the best interest of the Dallas game planning to treat this as a normal game...forget the past, and the "what have you done for me lately" remarks. It was clearly illustrated that this game plan is not a good scheme. HAHA, d@mn I cant wait for this.
    • sunday is goin to be sweet when we finish off the 3 straight division games with a sweep and all alone in 1st place in the NFC East 6-2.

      Eagles 29 cowboys 17
    • (17 only cause they will add a late TD)
    • pubicreign
      im thinking a win to the tune of 34-17
    • hockeygoddess
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      Sounds good to me - I hope they play as well as they did against the Giants!
  • Canuck
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    I can't wait to revisit this thread after the Boys stomp a mudhole in the Seagles' asses and walk it dry
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Yo how sweet it will be to beat the Cowboys to and take sole possesion of the NFC East. I remember the last time both teams had something to play for and ya'll remember the outcome, nuff said.
    • Canuck
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      That was last year. you got beat by Jamarcus Russell so having Romo will be a walk in the park
    • Spotella
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      We do have sole possession now NP, the crygirls lost to the giants which is inner-conference so they are now tied with no-one in second. After Sunday, they will be in 3rd as it will not matter what the giants do.
    • but we beat eli manning who dallas couldnt beat
    • Spotella
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      Anyone can beat baby eli without his precious Plax. That dude may be an idiot but giving credit where it's due he could catch anything thrown within 40 yards of him which made eli look competent. Now both the giants fans are trying to figure out why their precious qb sucks.
  • Lakerhater
    OAKLAND beat the weak A$@ shegles!
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      who the hell are you?
    • Canuck
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      Lol @ Nphilly
    • Spotella
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      More important NP, what is he talking about. shegle is in no way a word. Just another uneducated crygirl fan I guess, or is it just another id of the same childish multi-ider?
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      somebody lookin for attention I guess but really how do you come outta nowhere and just start talkin trash. As fast as he came he disappeared.
    • pubicreign
      yeah, and we tied the scrub (at the time) bungholes last year....but im sure i dont need to refresh what happened down the stretch after that....now do I?
    • filly4ever
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      LOL...NP....That was lakerhater who is now lakerlater...
  • filly4ever
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    Say what ya want Cowspunk fans...We're the team that hasn't lost a division game this season...2-0 soon to be 3-0 in the division.....has anyone mentioned 44-6??....just wonderin....
    • razah12
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      When do you guys square off? (Dallas vs. Philly)
    • BowlBound
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      YOu gonna live on that 44-6 for the rest of your life? It's not like we haven't beaten the crap out of the Eagles a couple of times. HOpefully, that 44-6 BS will be put to bed this season.
    • filly4ever
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      Who????? Me?????...lol
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      RAZAH- We play Sunday night
      BOWLBOUND- You better do a lot of hopin cause i'm not predicting the same score but if we put up 40 to ya'll 17 or less there will be more trash to be talked and I expect for you and your posse to admit who da CowBOYS Daddy is.
  • razah12
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    • razah12
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      SUNDAY NOVEMBER 8TH
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    • razah12
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      I still can't believe how loud Seattle's crowd is...

      I'm not sure Pats fans get that loud... I hope I am wrong but I don't think I am after having been to games... Don't blame me, I am one loud mthrfckr...
  • razah12
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  • razah12
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    I could care less who wins, but this Yard Should be a barkin' this week!

    I will be watching the game.

    (Notice I have been fair and equal in my video posts 2 each)

    Advice for both teams, MAKE SURE YOU ARE ACROSS THE GOAL LINE BEFORE YOU CELEBRATE!
    • kristinmasyn
      LOL, I THINK HE LEARNES HIS LESSON!
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      I hope the Cowboys learned their lesson on not to take him for a joke.
  • razah12
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    • Spotella
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      And the boo-ers are????? ESPN employees.
  • kristinmasyn
    HERES WHAT I SAY.... WE EITHER SPLIT WITH THE COWGIRLS OR SWEEP! WELL SEE THIS SUNDAY! BUT WE ALWAYS WIN WHEN SOMETHINGS ON THE LINE. YOU BEAT US FIRST LAST YEAR AND WHEN THE PLAYOFFS WERE ON THE LINE WE WHOOPED YALL ASSES! TOP OF THE NFC EAST IS ON THE LINE SO WE SHALL SEE.......WE SHALL SEE!
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      You sound like you have doubts. We aren't splitting anything with them.
    • kristinmasyn
      HAHAHA I GOT A THUMBS DOWN DAMN IM SORRY EAGLES FANS! IM 1 of the biggest crap talkers i know, and im still talkin crap to cowgirl fans everyday, i drove by a dude wit a big DUMB star on the back of his car and put my thumbs down to him. i know we will win, but its a hell of a lot sweeter when cowgirl fans talk all this shizznit and i wont cus when we win oh its on and poppin then!
  • razah12
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    • Spotella
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      Seems to me all of you have lost your trust in Homo at one time or another. I am a big EAGLES fan but I have more faith in that guy than you do. He could be a great QB if he didn't have to wear that stupid star (seriously how can anyone wear that and expect to earn respect) or play in that filthy city. He is a classy guy playing on a classless team............he never had a chance to shine.
    • Robbo24
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      Being a Eagles fan and using the words, filthy, earn respect, and classless describing the Cowboys in the same comment? Now that's reaching.
    • BowlBound
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      Word.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Hey Razah post the video of how the Cowboys lost before they even took the field. Now that's funny
  • razah12
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    I know how you all feel. You are afraid to talk too much smack before the game. Because the loser will have some serious crow to eat.

    BUT, considering the Eagle Cowboy fan disputes on this site, how can there not be a post specifically about this weekend's upcoming matchup?
  • kristinmasyn
    YOU ARE RIGHT! I WANNA TALK SMACK BUT IM NOT GOIN TO, ILL LET THE GAME DO THE TALKIN!
    • razah12
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      I know the feeling. Let the game do the talking.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Kris what has gotten into you...this is what we waited for all year. Have faith in your team. Did they corrupt you. Did they threaten you with a computer virus if you repped team, c'mon man?
    • calieagle99
      NP goes hard (pause) haha he said computer virus! lol
    • razah12
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      The Birdman ain't backin' down, nice!

      I thought Kristin was a female, shouldn't it be c'mon girl... LOL
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Yeah I thought about that after I wrote it and was like hmmmm oh well she'll get the point lol
  • razah12
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    I just watched some highlights of the Titan Jacksonville game, damn MJ Drew and Chris Smith can run the ball.
  • kristinmasyn
    THE OUTCOME SHOULD BE FUN! ALL THIS SH!T TALKING. LOL.
  • kristinmasyn
    RAZAH YOU ARE ON A ROLL! LOL AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THIS LATE. MMMM HMM
    • razah12
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      ...can't sleep
    • razah12
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      did you say you are marrying a future buffalo bill?
  • Wheelman
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    Don`t know much, but I do know, what I know. What I know is that the Eagles fans who`ve mentioned the loss at Dallas, on Sunday have been respectful. The Cowboys fans who`ve mentioned it seem to have taken great delight in dumping on me. Bet if I turned on them like they have on me, the `Pokes fans would cry foul. They know I don`t talk smack very often, ....but that can change.
    • razah12
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      Wheel!

      Your first sentence reminded me of this... LOL

    • razah12
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      What's on dudes eyebrow?
    • razah12
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      "Look at this face, there is a huge mole on my eyebrow"
    • BowlBound
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      We haven't turned on you Wheel. It's that it just looks like you have become an Eagles fan all of a sudden. I can see why though. Those birds are a hell of a lot better than yours.
    • Wheelman
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      I`ll write an article on my blog, to explain my feelings Bowl. Yeah, I`d like to see the Eagles get a Lombardi, there`s no denying it. But I haven`t wished the `Pokes ill, even before last Sunday`s game. Some, Robbo included, know that`s not my thing, to dump on other teams (Giants excepted).
  • kristinmasyn
    maybe! that was like how long ago? LOL
    • razah12
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      I think somebody revived the post you said it on... LOL

      I thought I had added you to my favorite list, I guess not?

      You must have pissed me off before j/k ;-)
  • kristinmasyn
    NO i am a very nice person i dont piss people off very much. i think i piss BowlBound off though! LOL
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Hmmm
    • Spotella
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      Oh oh why did you say crygirls suck (or something to that effect) and he replied "wah wah no we don't, you do". He can NEVER come up with his own stuff, such a loser.
  • kristinmasyn
    im at work so i cant see what your posting, for some reason videos dont show up! i guess they are blocked!
    • razah12
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      Are you on the West Coast?
    • razah12
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      If they are blocked, would I be able to see them?
  • kristinmasyn
    NO i live in baltimore, i work nightshift! you are on a different computer. youtube and stuff is blocked on my work computer!
    • razah12
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      Oh, I hearz ya now.

      Working the nightshift eh...

      The Commodores - NightshiftUploaded by PeteRock. - Music videos, artist interviews, concerts and more.
  • kristinmasyn
    i guess i will have to wait to go home to see the video! LOL razah you have many different looks! LOL
    • razah12
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      Thanks! A rolling stone gathers no moss...

      Did I say moss?

      Cuz Randy Moss Rules!
    • razah12
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      Take Care K-May,

      I'm gonna try to go to sleep.

      Peace Out!
  • kristinmasyn
    ok goodnight! sleep tight!
  • wat wimes game time guys??
    • hockeygoddess
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      I think about 8:00 or 8:30 - it's a nite game so I won't be able to stay up to watch the Cowboys get crushed!
    • razah12
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      8:20
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      That's alright you can dream we are whoopin them and when you awake it will be a dream come true.
  • Lakerhater
    The Cowboys are gonna whoop that a$$!
    • Robbo24
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      You know it.
    • razah12
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      Now we are talking (smack)...

      I'm not taking sides...

      But this is what this web site is all about Eagles vs. Cowboys (and MMA).

      What a matchup...

    • Canuck
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      Geeez, RAZ as a new Nickname: Switzerland!
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Here is this lakermasterbater again. He has a pic of Donovan and hatin against the Eagles.
    • razah12
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      LOL Nuck!

    • Wheelman
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      There is a reason why you are displaying the Swiss National flag?
      Vatever could it be, hmmmmmm? Vat zen, Herr Razah izz your Canton? Surely, you must know you haf to display your Canton flag as vell sir. Are you attempting a zubterfuge? Trying to tell uzz zat you haf svitched allegiancez to Green Bay und itz `cheeseheadz`, hmmmmmm? Cheeze izz ze national food product uv Switzerland, izz it not?
    • BowlBound
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      Is it because Michael Vick is Swiss? Swiss cheese??
    • razah12
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      Apparently only Canuck gets the Switzerland reference... LOL
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      the swiss cheese is showing the holes in your defense
  • sunday night cant come soon enough...cant wait to watch the eagles crush the dallas cowards
    • Love4DaStar
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      and when u lose you'll disappear like u did when they lost to the raiders...and then all of a sudden u guys win again and YOU are back...funny how that works green
    • BowlBound
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      Yeah, we didn't see green for days after that Raiders loss.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      We didn't disappear, you just couldn't see us lol
    • we wont lose.
  • kristinmasyn
    Nphilly I never have doubts about my team, no one has threatened me. actually Canuck,BB, and Monster did, they all threatened me! they said they will come to baltimore and put a big ***** looking star on my car if i talked ****, so im just laying low. LOL
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      They can put a star and we'll just add an Eagle with Calvin shittin on it
  • We put up 40 on what was at the time the top ranked defense. We are going to score at will against Dallas. Ask Eli how the Eagles are at exploiting overrated QBs. Don't worry though Dallas fans you still always have the Skins to pick on.
    • Canuck
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      the big difference is we have a running game.....3 great backs so pick your poison.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      We got the antidote for that running game. How about a defense that hasn't given up more than 87 yards rushing a game.
    • Canuck
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      they haven't had a dose of Jones, Choice and Barber
    • The Cowboys don't even like to run the football though. Romo is gonna be dropping back getting lit up by Trent Cole.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Yeah we did. Last year when Jones was injured against Philly and we shut Barber down. Choice we will do the same to him as well.
  • Canuck
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  • romorules
    Canuck! Just a comment and I don't want to offend you dude but that's the worst photoshop since Harry Potter was on here before Lloyd buried him. The Shegals are going to get crushed this week. I say by 21 points bro. Classes are cheap or I could teach you online but I wouldn't recommend those photos above. Take care dude.
    • Canuck
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      lol...the jibjab program is far from photoshop. Its still funny.
      I say it will be 28-24 for the Boys
    • pubicreign
      rules, your an idiot. The lack of design in it is what makes it even funnier...i am a HUGE eagles fan and still find this funnier than hell. 21 points? You deserve a shoe in your a$$.
  • LILEAGLE
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    lets just sitback and let the teams play!!! the tailgates at this game every year are the best!!!
  • kristinmasyn
    i wonder if i should come up to tailgate!
    • Wheelman
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      You`re a good man NPB, and you make a fine athletic supporter. GO PHILLIES!!!!
    • filly4ever
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      Just gate your tail, K..lol
    • LILEAGLE
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      spectrum lot sec D
  • hockeygoddess
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    Tailgate for me! I think Andy might have something up his sleeve for this game (no, not a cheesesteak). He usually throws out a few surprises during a Dallas game. Wouldn't it be nice if Vick would somehow make a great contribution for this game? (Not to take away from McNabb's anticipated greatness!)
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      I can see the wildcat being really WILD this weekend. But hey not to take away from my own article, i'm focused on the Phillies right now. We need to win this game to force game 7 and perhaps the greatest world series ever. All of my support is for them right now.
    • Wheelman
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      My last remark was supposed to be down here. Wheelman fail.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      I was like huh, I had to scroll up and read again and I still was like huh???
    • Wheelman
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      That`s what I get for trying to listen to the game on the radio (headphones) and type, and organize my smart-a$$ responses at the same time.
  • filly4ever
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    GO PHILS!!!! CRUSH THE EVIL EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!
    • razah12
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      Hideki Matsui in the Yellow?

      Revenge of the Nerds - Bicycle Race
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    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Yo im not gonna ask where you get those from cause it's obvious (youtube) but what I will ask is where do you think of this stuff? It is hillarious though.
    • razah12
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      Birdman,

      I can't explain it...

      I just brings da ruckus!
  • razah12
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    The Phillies sure aren't doing Boston fans any favors. Thanks for nothing...geez.

    Go Cowboys! (just kidding ;-)
    • filly4ever
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      haha...Raz, Sorry..looks like that money the Yankees spent finally is paying off...I can't be mad. 2 years in a row in the World Series and we're young and getting better...we'll be back again..
    • razah12
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      Time for Boston teams to get back on track too...

    • kristinmasyn
      you better be just kidding! LOL
  • kristinmasyn
    filly, this SUCKS!
    • razah12
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      Does anyone like the Yankees except for rich Manhattanites?
    • razah12
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      They chant "Whose Your Daddy" from a year when they lost to the Red Sox???

      I don't get it?
    • filly4ever
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      Sucks, Kris...You Tailgatin on Sunday?
  • filly4ever
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    LOL...you noticed that too, Raz? They aint too bright...must be the fumes...
    • razah12
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      Fill-4,

      Do you have the ability to list the Yankee players and their salaries?

      I've always wondered?

      They probably owe A-Rod 300 Million alone.
    • filly4ever
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      Feb
      04Updated Yankees 2009 payroll information
      By Joseph Pawlikowski

      2009 Payroll
      Player Sal.
      A-Rod $32
      Sabathia $14*
      Teixeira $20**
      Jeter $20
      Burnett $16.5
      Mo $15
      Jorge $13.1
      Damon $13
      Matsui $13
      Swisher $5.3
      Wang $5
      Marte $3.75
      Nady $6.55
      Cano $6
      Molina $1
      Bruney $1.25
      Melky $1.4
      Pettitte $5.5

      Total $192.35

      * $9 million bonus
      ** $5 million bonus
    • filly4ever
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      Better....

      MLB Salaries

      New York Yankees Salaries

      Player Salary

      Alex Rodriguez $33,000,000
      Derek Jeter $21,600,000
      Mark Teixeira $20,625,000
      A.J. Burnett $16,500,000
      CC Sabathia $15,285,714
      Mariano Rivera $15,000,000
      Jorge Posada $13,100,000
      Johnny Damon $13,000,000
      Hideki Matsui $13,000,000
      Xavier Nady $6,550,000
      Robinson Cano $6,000,000
      Andy Pettitte $5,500,000
      Nick Swisher $5,400,000
      Chien-Ming Wang $5,000,000
      Damaso Marte $3,750,000
      Jose Molina $2,125,000
      Jerry Hairston Jr $2,000,000
      Eric Hinske $1,500,000
      Melky Cabrera $1,400,000
      Brian Bruney $1,250,000
      Andrew Brackman $450,000
      Joba Chamberlain $432,575
      Edwar Ramirez $422,450
      Brett Gardner $414,000
      Ian Kennedy $408,925
      Phil Hughes $407,650
      David Robertson $406,825
      Alfredo Aceves $406,750
      Phil Coke $403,300
      Jonathan Albaladejo $403,075
      Humberto Sanchez $401,050
      Francisco Cervelli $400,000
      Mark Melancon $400,000
      Wilkin De La Rosa $400,000
      Anthony Claggett $400,000
      Christian Garcia $400,000
      Michael Dunn $400,000
      Ramiro Pena $400,000

      Total Team Salary: $208,097,414
    • filly4ever
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      2009 Team Payrolls

      No. Team Payroll Average

      1. New York Yankees $201,449,289 $7,748,050
      2. New York Mets $135,773,988 $4,849,071
      3. Chicago Cubs $135,050,000 $5,402,000
      4. Boston Red Sox $122,696,000 $4,089,867
      5. Detroit Tigers $115,085,145 $4,110,184
      6. Los Angeles Angels $113,709,000 $4,061,036
      7. Philadelphia Phillies $113,004,048 $4,185,335
      8. Houston Astros $102,996,415 $3,814,682
      9. Los Angeles Dodgers $100,458,101 $4,018,324
      10. Seattle Mariners $98,904,167 $3,532,292
      11. Atlanta Braves $96,726,167 $3,335,385
      12. Chicago White Sox $96,068,500 $3,694,942
      13. St. Louis Cardinals $88,528,411 $3,278,830
      14. San Francisco Giants $82,161,450 $3,043,017
      15. Cleveland Indians $81,625,567 $3,023,169
      16. Toronto Blue Jays $80,993,657 $2,892,631
      17. Milwaukee Brewers $79,857,502 $3,194,300
      18. Colorado Rockies $75,201,000 $2,785,222
      19. Arizona Diamondbacks $73,571,667 $2,724,877
      20. Cincinnati Reds $70,968,500 $2,957,021
      21. Kansas City Royals $70,908,333 $2,727,244
      22. Texas Rangers $68,646,023 $2,367,104
      23. Baltimore Orioles $67,101,667 $2,580,833
      24. Minnesota Twins $65,299,267 $2,251,699
      25. Tampa Bay Rays $63,313,035 $2,183,208
      26. Oakland Athletics $62,310,000 $2,225,357
      27. Nationals $59,328,000 $2,045,793
      28. Pirates $48,743,000 $1,874,731
      29. San Diego Padres $42,796,700 $1,528,454
      30. Florida Marlins $36,814,000 $1,314,786

      Some Yankee fans try to tell me NY dosen't try to buy championships...RIGHT.......
    • razah12
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      YOU THE MAN FILL - 4

      THANKS BRUDDAH!

      (disgusting isn't it)
    • giantsrepeat
      The Phillies are 7th on the list, that ain't chump change. But no matter, you win it on the field anyway. Plenty of small market clubs have won it, the Twins, Marlins and Pirates to name a few.
    • razah12
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      Congratulations Giants Repeat,

      All I can do is tip my hat and say the Yankees are my daddy... LOL

      All seriousness, congratulations bud, enjoy the victory!
    • razah12
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      So A-Rods (7 year?) 225,000,000 salary is MORE than the entire TEAM salary for 2009???
  • filly4ever
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    Whats that about 100 million a hit in the WS for Arod????
    • razah12
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      I use to like him too, but he has lost his mind. I use to like Jeter too. They are all a bunch of pansies. But it looks like they are going to be our 2009 World Series Champs.
    • razah12
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      Billy Crystal and Tim McCarver are gonna cream their pants...

      McCarver the worst ever?
  • razah12
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    When do pitchers and catchers report? Next week? Talk about a long season...
  • kristinmasyn
    i may be tailgating, are you? im not sure yet, i gotta see what birdman is doin? if so, wanna meet up? tailgate 2gether? you bring the booze. LOL
    • filly4ever
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      I wouldn't mind messin with some Cowsquirt fans...no ticket tho......Let me know where you'll be...
  • kristinmasyn
    Im not goin to the game, I am a broke college student! but I may come into town for the game!
    • Robbo24
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      That's a class act NPB. You don't have to like being gracious, but it is a sign of a well rounded individual who can keep everything in perspective dude.
  • giantsrepeat
    Jeter 175th postseason hit, #1 All Time. Andy Pettite WS Win #2 and #18 postseason career, #1 all time. Not bad for a guy collecting social security(a little birdie told me that). Matsui 6 RBI's ties a postseason record. Pedro @ Losses,we own his ass. And Finally The Best Of All, NEW YORK YANKEES TWENTY SEVEN TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!! Thhhhhhhhheeeeeeee Yaaaaaannnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeessss Wiiiin!!!!! And that teeny weeny shortstop can do nothing now but just shut his piehole. If not for Cliff Lee we would have swept the fillys. Jeter 175th postseason hit, #1 All Time. Andy Pettite WS Win #2 and #18 postseason career, #1 all time. Not bad for a guy collecting social security(a little birdie told me that). Matsui 6 RBI's ties a postseason record. Pedro @ Losses,we own his ass. And Finally The Best Of All, NEW YORK YANKEES TWENTY SEVEN TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!! Thhhhhhhhheeeeeeee Yaaaaaannnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeessss Wiiiin!!!!! And that teeny weeny shortstop can do nothing now but just shut his piehole. If not for Cliff Lee we would have swept the fillys.
    • Robbo24
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      Congratulations Giantsrepeat.
    • BowlBound
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      High payroll equals World Series. It works that way most of the time. If a team has the players, they usually win. I don't normally root for the Yanks, but was pulling for them this time around. All I saw from Philly fans was how they were going to roll the Yankees.
    • Robbo24
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      How many congrats did you get from those philly fans? I was hoping the Cardinals to do something this time.
    • giantsrepeat
      Thanks Robbo, your a class act. And yeah I heard all that the filly fans had to say. I heard what their diminutive little obnoxious shortstop had to say also. The series would have been a sweep if not for Cliff Lee, we chewed up the rest of their staff and spit them out. Lee was amazing.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      I can be sore loser and say at least you won something but I won't. The better team won and by that deserving of the title. Good job man. I mean really, we didn't play well but we didn't lose to chumps either.
    • Robbo24
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      That's a class act NPB. You don't have to like being gracious, but it is a sign of a well rounded individual who can keep everything in perspective dude.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Did you think I was an @sshole, dont answer that lol
    • Congrats. Same time next year. We will be back and I'll show you how to win with class. Give Chase Utley some credit not just Lee. He did tie Mr. Octobers record.
    • Robbo24
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      Haaa, NPB you know I will answer that,.....LOL.
    • giantsrepeat
      Dabirds, yes Utley was on fire, thats why we did not throw him any fastballs in game six. I rooted for you guys last year. Remember that orange afro wig wearing ******* that rooted for Tampn Bay who came on here talking trash? I was glad you guys whooped his teams ass.
    • giantsrepeat
      Class response nphilly, thanks for the sentiment.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Not a problem my friend not a problem.
  • giantsrepeat
    2 losses*
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Oh you already predicting the outcome for the next time we play ya'll that's whats up. I can definately see that.
  • kristinmasyn
    you are right birdman, we didnt play well at all!
  • On my way to the Yankee parade now.A kick ass party for a kick ass year of ball.Now all I need is for the Eagles to come through,do what I know they could and should do,and destroy everyone,get the trophy and have a parade of their own.Another kick ass party!Was never big on parades(except ST.PATRICK'S)but these two I could get used to!
    • hockeygoddess
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      Let's have a good parade in Philly next year. Sorry, I can't stand the mummers parade.
    • kristinmasyn
      so you are a yankees and eagles fan? interesting! at the skins game there was a guy with an eagles shirt and yankees hat! LOL
    • giantsrepeat
      Wish I could be there for the parade, I'll just have to watch a replay on my laptop. Enjoy Bronxeagle.
  • NPhillyBirdman
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    I got one better. At the Giants game last week in Philly there was this dude who had an Eagles smock on with a Giants Jersey on and a Eagles RV. He called himself an Geaglety. I said what the hell is that. He replied A Eagles, Giants, Yankees, and Jets fan. I said WTF then I said you know what nevamind and bounced.
    • kristinmasyn
      he was probably from jersey, they get confused!
  • filly4ever
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    44-6
    • kristinmasyn
      17-2
    • Spotella
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      Someone pointed out to me that the crygirls are twice as good as they were last year, so expect more of a 44-12. I could live with that. LOL
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      That was cute Kris and Spot that was clever. D@mn the Dallas game always brings out the best in Philly Phans lol.
  • filly4ever
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    lets crank up this mutha...DALLAS SUCKS....DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!
  • NPhillyBirdman
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    I'm still not impressed. They cheated McNabb of the first down. He clearly picked up that inch and yet they still say he was short.
    • filly4ever
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      BS call, NPB...I would have torn Colemans head off and fed it to his arse if he was in my house after that call...Oh well, guess I gotta repair another remote..lol
    • Canuck
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      There were several bad calls in the game...ie: personal foul on Samuel when he tackled Barber...the two got up laughing with each other...he wasn't taunting at all. Coleman is a joke.
      Good close game...see ya on Jan 3
    • filly4ever
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      Your right, Canuck, but I didn't want to say it..sour grapes..lol
    • Canuck
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      I knew you were thinking it so I said it for you...lol
    • BowlBound
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      We can go back and forth on the officiating all we want. How about the non-call interference on Roy Williams by Asante in the end zone? McNabb looked like a beached whale trying to get back to water on that 4th down attempt.
  • kristinmasyn
    i really dont even think either team played that well, austin the game winning play was cool but thats it, i knew this game was gonna be long and boring
  • Congrats to the Cowboys and their fans on ahard fought win.

    Why on 2nd and 1 and 3rd and 1 are we running mccoy up the middle? Leonard Weaver gained 3 or 4 yards everytime was was handed the ball but yet we use mccoy thats why we have weaver. Mccoy had a good game though.

    That QB sneak was definately a first down, completely rediculous they didnt see that.

    i agree with canucks comment on the samuel taunting, they were just jokin around laughin.

    Anyway congrats cowboy fans.

    We'll get em in dallas
    • Spotella
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      I couldn't agree more. The first challenge Reid made was stupid to make, but that second one proved it was a first down, there were even logo's they could have looked at, but for some unknown reason they didn't overturn it. Oh well, I can't complain too much about that, the game was called pathetically for both sides.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Tha Asante penalty was another example of blown calls. So what you can't congratulate the other on a good play while talkin trash. Did Barber get up and retaliate, NO! Asante helped him up and they were laughing. Much like we do against one another on YB we talk trash but we acknowledge one's points and stance on certain topics. He probably told him he was lucky he didn't break on the ball earlier or that he would have made him pay but d@mn Barber helluva run, i'll get you next time. That's talking trash with good sportsmanship. Of course Barber wasn't going to say anything but he shoudn't have too. The refs got it wrong again. I'm also not blaming the loss on that call but just stating one of the obvious ones. I'm not even going to talk about McNabb's 4th and 1 cause I'm still pissed. McNabb chose to have his worse game against the Boy's and makes me wonder when things are on the line is this what we get. I'm upset and confused at the same time.
    • hockeygoddess
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      It's the curse of being an Eagles fan NPhilly - They look so awesome one game, the next game it's all down hill. I love the Eagles, but I guess I also love having my heart ripped out and stomped on during football season!
    • BowlBound
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      Actually, NPhilly, Barber did take a retaliatory swing at Asante while he was on the ground. But, it's all good. Barber sealed the deal on that last drive.
  • Love4DaStar
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    officiating was poor for both teams...they flagged dallas 11 or 12 times...I'm just glad the eagle fans at the linc didn't take some of those calls out on me lol
    • kristinmasyn
      did you enjoy your time in philly? did you get a cheesesteak? LOL
    • Love4DaStar
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      yes i did enjoy myself...it's not nearly as bad as ppl make it out to be, although there was one somewhat close altercation but that can happen at any nfl stadium...and yes i did get a cheesesteak, totally better than any of the crap i can get here in jacksonville
    • I Was at the ohio state penn state game on saturday and im an ohio state fan. Friends were tellin me that u dont wnat to be an osu fan at the penn state stadium that they would kill me there...i barely heard anything from any penn state fans...a little bit walkin around the cmapus before the game but nothin major...
      sometimes bein an an opposing teams fans at a teams stadium is blown out of proportion...Only if u start with them is when somethin might happen. I didnt go out of my way to rub it into the penn state fans i just cheered for my team and i was good...
    • Love4DaStar
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      ya i def wasn't gonna rub it into their faces, sometimes common sense pays off
  • kristinmasyn
    well glad to hear that, i thought you lived in dallas, i guess i assume all cowgirl fans live there! LOL, what are you doing up so late? mmmmm hmmmm, how long did you stay? did you do anything else besides go to the game? hahaha i guess i get too nosy at times!
    • Love4DaStar
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      I'm from dallas originally so i used to live there but I live in jax now...no the only thing i did there was related to the game...I was only there for a day
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      and night lol
    • Love4DaStar
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      and a great night it was lol
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