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12 days ago

Porn Star Coaching Staff...hmmm???

Yeah after thinking about it, I came up with 10 reasons why I could see that working and they are, in no specific order, the following...

1. You take the smartest PLAYmate according to Hugh Hef now working with ESPN, available in the FREEagent market and make her the HEADcoach.

2. All the players would love coming to work and playing HARD except for the Homo's (sorry Tony) which serves a dual purpose. I'm sure the coaches would love that.

3. Who better to slap on the @ss after a good play than the RECEIVING coach who's former job was a stripper. Hell all the coaches for that matter.

4. There would be no need for cheerleaders cause you got the hottest coaching staff money could buy therefore saving you umm let's see $60.00 a game per cheerleader which equates to "who gives a phuck" your saving money biatch!

5. Did I mention you got the hottest coaching staff available that loves to PLAY the FIELD I mean game.

6. When it's hot the sidelines are smoking HOTT!!!!!! and when it's cold, oh yeah fella's we know what happens when it get's cold. My policy, tight shirts no jackets. As an owner, that's how I'd roll. Think about it, the ultimate motivation for December and to win a Championship so we can have a wet T-Shirt contest, I mean a celebration gatorade dunking.

7. Even the water girl who does nothing but SQUIRT water all over the place.

8. They are not camera shy.

9. Who wouldn't wanna put a ring on their finger. For once I agree with you Beyonce "Put a ring on it"

10. Did I mention that girls like to jump up and down after a good play. The more we make the mroe excitement they bring lol.

Think about it fella's it could work.

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  • NPhillyBirdman
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    NPhillyBirdman said 12 days ago

    D@mn I could so see this working
  • filly4ever
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    filly4ever said 12 days ago

    My man, you need some time alone with your boo, but I LOVE the concept...lol
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      NPhillyBirdman replied 12 days ago

      lol
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      NPhillyBirdman replied 12 days ago

      Naw that def aint the problem. I just thought of a new innovation to the game that's all.
  • Canuck
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    Canuck said 12 days ago

    This might be the first intelligent post by NPB...lol
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      NPhillyBirdman replied 12 days ago

      Why thank-you Cannuck, I'm glad you agree and I will let everyone know your not g@@ay lol
  • Wheelman
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    Wheelman said 12 days ago

    Wow! OFFENSIVE Coordinators who really are that. Can I come `n` watch the SPECIAL TEAMS practices? Now there`ll be something to watch when the HEAD coach raises the clipboard to shield her mouth from the TV cameras. As for coaching uniforms, may I humbly submit........

    • Wheelman
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      Wheelman replied 12 days ago

      Whatever else she may or may not be, she`d be a heck of a lot more fun to watch than Fat Mike, Fat Andy, or even Wade.
    • Canuck
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      Canuck replied 12 days ago

      you got it!
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      NPhillyBirdman replied 12 days ago

      I'd watch the coaches show lol
  • Canuck
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    Canuck said 12 days ago

    to conserve water...coaches shower with players????hmmm
    • Wheelman
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      Wheelman replied 12 days ago

      Conservation is good.
    • Wheelman
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      Wheelman replied 12 days ago

      Hunh! No guilt FORWARD PASSES!....More fun in the END ZONE! But we`ll need just the right girls to, MOVE THE CHAINS....... PASS INTERFERENCE could be fun. "Awwww coach, what`s wrong with a TOUCHBACK anyway?"
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      NPhillyBirdman replied 12 days ago

      GO GREEN
  • NPhillyBirdman
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    NPhillyBirdman said 12 days ago

    The RunningBACKS coach hmmm?

    • Wheelman
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      Wheelman replied 12 days ago

      I was gonna say, MY GOODNESS,....but goodness has got nuthin` to do with it.....LOL
    • Canuck
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      Canuck replied 12 days ago

      Her name would be Coach "Chocolate Thunder"
    • BowlBound
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      BowlBound replied 12 days ago

      Ain't nobody gonna be able to tackle that tight end.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      NPhillyBirdman replied 12 days ago

      i like that. The quarterback would have to be Coach Badunkadunk. I'm still searchin for a canidate in which we would all have to vote lol
  • NPhillyBirdman
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    NPhillyBirdman said 12 days ago

    Still in search for the HEADcoach, recievers coach, lineman coach, D Coordinator, O Coordinator. So many coaches yet to find. Guys help me out
  • NPhillyBirdman
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    NPhillyBirdman said 12 days ago

    How bout Kim K for O Coordinator. She can WORK I mean run the plays.

    • BowlBound
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      BowlBound replied 12 days ago

      OK........if she has to!!!!!!
    • filly4ever
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      filly4ever replied 12 days ago

      I'm sorry, lost my train of thought...
  • Wheelman
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    Wheelman said 12 days ago

    The QB Coach would be an awfully cheap female. You`d pay her millions to coach, and then she`d give you a quarter back. Heh-heh.
  • Canuck
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    Canuck said 12 days ago

    I've got Tanya as Special Teams Coach :-)

    • filly4ever
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      filly4ever replied 12 days ago

      ahahaha...she gets my vote, canuck....you know the gatorade shower would be filled with ale tho..lol
    • Canuck
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      Canuck replied 12 days ago

      Exactly.....when she told me that in the interview she was hired!
  • filly4ever
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    filly4ever said 12 days ago

    got the coach for the center position..

    • Canuck
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      Canuck replied 12 days ago

      %^&&$^%*(*(_+
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      NPhillyBirdman replied 12 days ago

      ditto cannuck
    • Wheelman
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      Wheelman replied 12 days ago

      Lucky QB, that gets to go, `UNDER CENTER`!
  • Spotella
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    Spotella said 12 days ago

    Just wondering,what would over celebration translate to? Where would premature *********** come in?
    • filly4ever
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      filly4ever replied 12 days ago

      That would be a SHOW-BUTTING penalty, Spot...butt might be worth it..lol
    • Spotella
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      Spotella replied 12 days ago

      LOL, I'd love to see it. BTW, it doesn't matter the outcome of todays game. Crygirls still blow!!!
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