a COWGIRL Limerick

There was a QB named Tony Romo

Just like Brokeback Mountain

a Cowboy Homo

Teshard gave him a choice

but instead Felix jones'd him

He wanted to Mari his barber

But Jason Witten let em do it

So Myles told him to get outta

Dallas and move to Austin.

OK OK I know I posted this as a comment but I had to post it alone too! I myself thought it was funny! And wheelman, hope you dont mind!