18 days ago

a COWGIRL Limerick

There was a QB named Tony Romo

Just like Brokeback Mountain

a Cowboy Homo

Teshard gave him a choice

but instead Felix jones'd him

He wanted to Mari his barber

But Jason Witten let em do it

So Myles told him to get outta

Dallas and move to Austin.

OK OK I know I posted this as a comment but I had to post it alone too! I myself thought it was funny! And wheelman, hope you dont mind!

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  • kristinmasyn
    a lil off topic, but where the heck has tampafan been? i guess 0-7 has something to do with it! LOL
    • Spotella
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      Amazing isn't it. Crygirls fans do the same thing. When their team starts to tank, and it always does, they disappear. When the finally win again they all come back saying "oh no, I wasn't hiding, I was working" When the EAGLES have a bad game we all come on here and start spouting off about who did what wrong and what needs to be changed, granted the arguments get a bit heated about who is to blame, but we are here, trying to work it out. Not hiding like a coward.
    • Wheelman
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      Hey k, I have no `exclusive rights` to the limerick. The one above isn`t bad, but let me offer some guidance. In the classic limerick (from the old sod, darlin`), there are five lines. The first two rhyme with each other. The second pair rhyme with each other. The fifth line rhymes with one and two.

      Yeesh Spot, it must be just after 5AM where you are! Early to rise and all that balderdash. LOL.
    • Spotella
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      Don't even go there, I've been getting up by 4am every morning far too long. I'm trying to train myself to sleep half the day away by staying there until 6am.
  • kristinmasyn
    wasnt really sure what a limerick was but it sounded right considering what you did! LOL
    • Wheelman
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      I know dozens of them that I`m sure, without the slightest doubt whatsoever, Yardbarker would never let me submit. Things like, `There was a young man from Peru.........`
    • filly4ever
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      Thought it was a Nuclear Plant..lol
    • Wheelman
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      Aye, the lads be turnin` green in Limerick

      With hands growin` out their back an` no trick

      In the winter their beer does boil

      And that surely affects their toil

      Plus there`s fish large as tuna in the crick.
  • DeJack_10
    haha. Good **** Kristin.
  • Latinferno
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    Jerry Jones is the man
    Who owns the club we hate
    Tony Romo's the Quarterback
    Tight Ends make him salivate
    Jason Witten catches Tonys balls
    Normally off his chin,
    Cuz the Cowboys blow and so does he
    And Sunday the Eagles will win!


    *Ba Dump Bump*

    A little disclaimer for those who are lamer (than me):

    No I'm not a homophone
    So please don't play that card
    Just some silly bantar here
    For everyone in the yard

    E-A-G-L-E-S

    EAGLES!!!!
    • Spotella
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      No need for the disclaimer. Though it was good, as well as the first little bit.
    • hockeygoddess
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      That was great. Eagles fans have it so easy since we all know what Romo rhymes with!
    • Wheelman
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      Slo-mo?
    • hockeygoddess
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      Oh Wheel a new one, so now Romo is a slo-mo homo?!
    • Wheelman
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      Well HG, its like the Airborne recruit from Perry County, who stuttered. They told him, "Once you jump, count from ten to zero, then pull the ripcord". So he did. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-en,...N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nine, Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight,.." He got to four.
    • hockeygoddess
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      Now Wheel, stop picking on the native Perry County folks. My kids have lived in Perry County since they were born.
    • Wheelman
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      There was a guy from Lemoyne,

      Who they said had plenty of coin.

      He bet big on the Phils,

      Then took lots of pills

      And now itsa very hot place where he`s goin`.
  • kristinmasyn
    LOL, good one!
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