a COWGIRL Limerick
There was a QB named Tony Romo
Just like Brokeback Mountain
a Cowboy Homo
Teshard gave him a choice
but instead Felix jones'd him
He wanted to Mari his barber
But Jason Witten let em do it
So Myles told him to get outta
Dallas and move to Austin.
OK OK I know I posted this as a comment but I had to post it alone too! I myself thought it was funny! And wheelman, hope you dont mind!
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kristinmasyn said 18 days ago
Spotella replied 18 days ago
Wheelman replied 18 days ago
Yeesh Spot, it must be just after 5AM where you are! Early to rise and all that balderdash. LOL.
Spotella replied 18 days ago
kristinmasyn said 18 days ago
Wheelman replied 18 days ago
filly4ever replied 16 days ago
Wheelman replied 16 days ago
With hands growin` out their back an` no trick
In the winter their beer does boil
And that surely affects their toil
Plus there`s fish large as tuna in the crick.
DeJack_10 said 17 days ago
Latinferno said 17 days ago
Who owns the club we hate
Tony Romo's the Quarterback
Tight Ends make him salivate
Jason Witten catches Tonys balls
Normally off his chin,
Cuz the Cowboys blow and so does he
And Sunday the Eagles will win!
*Ba Dump Bump*
A little disclaimer for those who are lamer (than me):
No I'm not a homophone
So please don't play that card
Just some silly bantar here
For everyone in the yard
E-A-G-L-E-S
EAGLES!!!!
Spotella replied 16 days ago
hockeygoddess replied 16 days ago
Wheelman replied 16 days ago
hockeygoddess replied 16 days ago
Wheelman replied 16 days ago
hockeygoddess replied 16 days ago
Wheelman replied 16 days ago
Who they said had plenty of coin.
He bet big on the Phils,
Then took lots of pills
And now itsa very hot place where he`s goin`.
kristinmasyn said 16 days ago