November 01, 2009

a `GIANT` Limerick

There once was a team from the swamp

Whose FO provided plenty of pomp

They played football just so-so

Causing their fans to utter, "oh no"

When Philly put them on the wrong end of The Stomp

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  • Wheelman
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    I like it.....
    • Wheelman
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      I really like it.......
    • Wheelman
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      Oh,.....okay I hate it......
    • giantsrepeat
      There once was a barker named wheelman,
      he use to be a good fella,
      But now he listens to lies, and has no freakin' pride,
      And is now supporting fartsmella.

      LOL, Phony!!
      Also funny how a Seahawks fan is sucking up to Eagles fans, afraid they might say something to hurt your feelings if you don't? LMAO
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      uh oh!
    • Wheelman
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      Short memory, gr. I remember telling you in at least one email, that I didn`t like the Giants, and hadn`t since I was a boy, and WHY. Is your memory that poor, or might it be conveniently selective, able to forget details when it needs to?

      There was plenty of time for you to answer the first limerick, before I wrote the second. Giants aside, you don`t mind taking me to task over my dislike of the Yankees, but I have seen threads where YOU dumped on the Phillies. I guess in gr`s world its okay to trash who HE wants, just not who I want.

      Oh,....I`m afraid of no one sir, save God.
    • Wheelman
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      Oh, one more thing gr. You can thumb me down all that you like, it doesn`t bother me. It should bother you though, for its a very juvenile activity. Have fun.
    • giantsrepeat
      The only thing I took you to task on was your Yankee Hater mentality(because it gets old after awhile), it was you that started this...how should I say this...CHILDISH limerick thread causing me to repond with amusement. Ah those in glass houses....
    • Wheelman
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      Yeah, you took me to task because of my Yankee hater mentality, and you have nothing but, love for the Phillies. Uh-huh! Right! I don`t have any problems throwing rocks your way, Yank-off lover! I have always hated them and I always will. Go lecture someone else, I`m not interested.
    • giantsrepeat
      One big difference, I never said I hated the Phillies, I want my team to beat them because I am a fan. You on the other hand are consumed with hatred for the Yankees and that is sad, hate is a useless emotion, it blackens the heart. And I don't hate you, just surprised you turned on me the way you did. So does that show your true colors, only you know the answer to that. And it is only a lecture if it hits a nerve and rings true. God Bless, take care.
    • Wheelman
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      Not consumed, I rarely ever give them a thought. For the present that`s unavoidable. So, while the WS is on I`m pulling for Philly, and if that means the occasional `bouquet of poison ivy` sent to the Yank-offs, then it is what it is.
    • giantsrepeat
      Fair enough, enjoy youself.
  • hockeygoddess
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    Wheelman, I don't give too much advice, but I think you should stick to drawing!!
    • Wheelman
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      I think you`re right. But since I can`t publish any of them in the yard, and the blog doesn`t reproduce them the way I want, there isn`t any real need for me to be here. Sorry you didn`t like my writing. See ya.
    • cowboykilla520
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      wheelman i loved it homie sry about ur hawks buddt but u shall be avenged
    • Wheelman
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      Thanks, friend.
    • hockeygoddess
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      I just think your drawings are better : )
  • filly4ever
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    Their once was two teams from New York

    Along with them many a dork

    Came in to philly

    made them look silly

    back up north with their tail tween the legs....

    (best I could do on short notice...game time my peeps)....lol
    • Spotella
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      I liked it.
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      There once was a yardbarker named Giantsrepeat
      Who swore up and down they couldn't be beat
      They came into town
      We kicked them around
      Made em look like a clown
      They left with a frown
      All their heads hanging down
      all the way to the ground
      and still GIANTSREPEAT is nowhere to be found?
    • giantsrepeat
      NPhilly, as I said on another thread, you guys took it to us, no way around that. I'd have responded sooner to this thread but I just saw it today. And man it looks like there a lot of you that are obsessed with me, that's cool though. One in particular use to be pretty cool but now he must be dating fartsmella. LOL guys, keep the jollies coming, because that's what this site is for. And I also could not care less what anyone elses opinion is. Funny stuff though.
  • kristinmasyn
    hey does anyone know where giantsrepeat is now???????? LOL NUMBER 1 BABY! BRING ON THE COWGIRLS...
    • 20dawk4life
      the giants did repeat. they did the same thing they did last time we played them and the time before that.
    • Spotella
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      Actually I think "the time before that" they beat us. But who cares we put them in 3rd today. It must suck to be a giants fan today.
    • Wheelman
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      There once was a guy named G R

      Who fell into a Phoenix bar

      Saying, "I love Eli,

      Upon whom I can`t rely,

      And the Vagiants ain`t goin` too far."

    • Spotella
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      LOL, I like that one much better.
    • 20dawk4life
      no spot thats 3 in a row. we beat them in ny in playoffs at ny n today. we lost a bs game be4 that
    • giantsrepeat
      Cmon, get it freakin' right, I don't like tequila, that's not a mans drink. Geez I hate it when people can't get their facts straight. LOL
  • kristinmasyn
    were 3-0 against the vagiants now!
    • filly4ever
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      17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2.17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2...17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2.17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2...17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2.17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2...17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2.17and2...17and2....17and2...17and2...
  • kristinmasyn
    LOL, WERE GETTING THERE!
  • kristinmasyn
    COMEON PHILLIES AT THIS POINT WE ARE TIED!
    • Spotella
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      What are we tied for kristin? Do you know how the standings work? after the wins and loses they count the divisional wins and loses. EAGLES have 2 wnis 0 loses there, crygirls have at least 2 loses there. EAGLES are alone in first place!
    • Canuck
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      You are right Kristin we are tied. Division wins and losses only get applied at season's end. Since today is Nov 3, the season is far from over. Therefore we are TIED!
    • NPhillyBirdman
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      Cannuck is right. Whoever wins this game will solely take 1st place. If welose we will fall to 2nd but if the Cowboys lose they fall to 3rd.
    • Canuck
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      thx Nphilly......but we both know the Cowboys ain't losin this one..lol
  • filly4ever
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    Screwed by Lidge again!!!!
    • kristinmasyn
      UGH!
    • filly4ever
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      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*k!!!!!!!!!!...lol
  • kristinmasyn
    WELL I GUESS SINCE THE PHILLIES DID IT LASY YEAR AND THE EAGLES DIDNT MAYBE IT WILL BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND THIS YEAR!
    • Spotella
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      Don't give up hope, there is still a slim chance the Phillies can take it.
  • kristinmasyn
    THIS SUX! I THOUGHT THE PHILLS WERE GONNA TIE THE SERIES! NOW THE PRESSURE IS REALLY ON!
  • Wheelman
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    It was Gordon Gekko, who thought that `greed is good`. A gekko is a lizard, that sells car insurance. They`re kinda slimy, greeeezy little squirmers, sorta like A-hole-Rod and the Yank-offs. The Phils did the baseball domination thing LAST YEAR. This year its time for their football bretheren to rise to the TOP. Forget greed and lizards, GO EAGLES!!!
    • hockeygoddess
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      Do Eagles feast on Gekkos?
    • calieagle99
      No, but they sh!t on Cowboys!
  • Take away the S,I, and the G
    Replace them all with a big ole C
    They can try all they want
    But they really Cant
    Run wid Philly
    HATERS!! Don't be silly

    Eagles!! To the world!!
    Bring on 'em Cowgirls

  • kristinmasyn
    Spot, at that point i was watching the game, the phillies were tied at 4 with the yankoffs. see i said phillies not eagles.
    • Spotella
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      I know what you were talking about, though I didn't realize you posted mid-game. I don't do too well figuring out times as mine is skewed. But as I said, the Phillies have a slim chance. EAGLES have a better chance.
  • kristinmasyn
    LOL, this should put a time the person posted a comment instead of how many hours ago! that would have been helpful
    • Spotella
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      I like "how many hours ago" a bit better, because they would be using east coast time and I would be in total confusion.
  • kristinmasyn
    I GUESS I GET A LIL BORED AT WORK! LOL
    • Wheelman
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      Poetry, the cure for the bored worker. Football, the cure for the long weekend. Perfect together.
  • kristinmasyn
    I GUESS I GET A LIL BORED AT WORK! LOL
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