St. Louis Rams .... Jokes

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The St. Louis Rams. Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Ram out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of tornado? A: To the Dome - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.