Top 5 reasons the NBA is better than the NHL

I may not be good with Photoshop, or use the word "myriad", but I do know one thing -- the NBA is a hell of a lot better than the NHL. In keeping with the trend that ChrisChester used in his blog, I will explain why he is completely wrong by using the same five reasons he chose to highlight -- and I don't even need flashy pictures to prove my point. 5. Classier merchandise- Hockey jerseys are meant for fat people -- and Canadians. I know our neighbors to the north are far too pale to wear tanktops, and that their basketball team happens to be garbage (Yes, you, Toronto Raptors), but there is just something about an official NBA jersey on a fan that screams, "I am not a fat Canadian." I think I've made my point. 4. Better Movies- First of all, White Men Can't Jump was effin badass -- as long as you mute the parts when Rosie Perez talks. Mr. Chester also seemed to have forgotten about a little ditty we all know as Celtic Pride. Damon Wayans, Dan Aykroyd -- enough said. The Mighty Ducks was good the first time around. Spolier alert: they win -- every time. Quack, quack, my ass, Emilio.