July 07, 2012

A little hot in the midwest Ive been told

How hot is it???  

 so hot the sun  was wearing shades   

  so hot the swimming pool was rejecting everyone  

     so hot the temp gage was using a fan   

   so hot the ice chest was shut locked..

..so hot a robin was teaching a worm how to swim

7 Comments:
  • So HOT that the sun's surface was cooler than the ground in the Midwest!!!! ")
  • P.S. The Robin could not teach the worm to swim ~ water has dried up!
  • So HOT....them temp gauge busted! ~ Mercury all over the place.
  • So Hot....the digital temp guage died a heated and gooey death.
  • So HOT! NO electricity....so everyone was in the sweltering heat. (That one is true!!)
  • eli Im told is from the midwest??? so I wrote this for those from the MW>...
  • also calleed eye catching
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