Sheldon Ocker Knows The Secret Way That Managers Are Made

I couldn't let this one get past me. From today's Akron Beacon Journal, Sheldon Ocker writes:

Managers are made, not born, but who makes them?

I know! God makes them! No. Wait. This is a trick question! Managers aren't made, they evolved from lizard-people!

In just 10 days, Eric Wedge will complete his seventh season as manager of the Indians.

Oh boy, I can't wait to find out how managers are made!

Even though he has a contract for 2010, Wedge might not be back. More than likely, we will learn Wedge's fate one or two days after the schedule has been played out on Oct. 4.

Hmm. I guess ol' Sheldon's taking the scenic route. He's going to bounce around for a while, but I'm sure that by the end, he'll address the creation of managers, right?

/skips to end of article

/blows brains out