Hey Mr. Torre: Samson Cut his hair, and look what happened

Just when you thought Jason Giambi's recent hair loss couldn't be topped, here come Manny with his dreads. And just what does having dreads have to do with hitting home runs, playing good defense, and running out ground balls. Apparently a lot since Joe Torre has asked Manny to "clean it up a bit". Maybe that's the reason Andruw Jones can't hit over 200. and has 2 homeruns. Maybe the clean shaven look will help Brad Penny stay off the DL. I don't like to believe that baseball managers don't really affect the outcome of games, but this doesn't do much to help my argument. Read more sports news at www.thesportsrotation.squarespace.com