SAVE ME GREG--I'M GOING TO THE FAIR

Dear Greg Oden, I am a huge Trailblazer fan!! So much so that I named my Spring fair lamb after you. He is a fine looking animal that now needs your help to avoid being shipped to the butcher shop after the fair in Central Point, Oregon this weekend in Jackson County. All you have to do is be the top bidder and save his life. Then you can have him shipped up to Portland where you can have him hang out on a pasture in Hillsboro or somewhere close. He's a nice lamb with an easy going personality like you. He has some serious hops!! His brother is named Outlaw after Travis!! Actually, Outlaw jumps a little higher than Oden but Oden is much stronger!! SAVE ME GREG!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! Call the Jackson County Fairgrounds in Central Point and ask about the lamb that Austin Marlia is showing. He's worth saving BIG GUY!!