The Clown's Mouth: Paula Creamer, already a captain

Bringing you the best in golf news and opinion. Get up to date on your way to the first tee. • Paula Creamer is captaining the American team at The Spirit International Amateur Golf Championship, a high honor for a 23-year-old golfer. We think she'll do okay. [Golf Babes]  • Great story about an Army veteran who is looking to make the Champions Tour despite the fact that he lost a leg in combat. Highly recommended read. [FanHouse] • There's this new kid out there named Bobby Jones who's going to be a hell of a golfer! Why's nobody talking about him? (/checks article, realizes it's from 1924) Oh. Never mind. Anyway, good read on Jones from Grantland Rice, the dean of sportswriters. [The One-Eyed Golfer] • The spookiest shots in golf. And no, the putt into the jack-o-lantern at the pitch-and-putt doesn't count. [Armchair Golfer] • Robert Allenby is pulling out of the Australian Masters, but insists it's because of his crowded schedule, and not because he's boycotting a bunch of events...