You Must Be At Least This Tall To Run The Dodgers

... and that line is over her head according to the judge in the divorce case, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon. (And yes, "Commissioner Gordon" is funny, as is the fact that his office has an unobstructed view of Dodger Stadium.) Jamie "won" ("this was really like one of those mid-September Royals/Orioles games...yeah, there's a box score, but is there really a story?"), though the bigger story might be the tone-deaf nonsense coming out of the attorneys' mouths. On the other hand, the pratfall-prone pair have been doing this since before they were introduced as the new owners of the Dodgers, and has it made one iota of difference? The next hearing will be on December 15. Fasten your seatbelts.