Case of the Mondays: Time to lace 'em up

I received a stunning number of non-inquiries into my absence from the writing scene last week. Sorry, folks, but every guy needs a vacation. The good news for you is that I'm back now, rested and refreshed. Time to get cracking and start this week off right. 1. A buddy of mine asked me the other day why we don't put something up on the site like an official CBR "countdown to kickoff" or something. Fair question, because don't all of our lives get infinitely better when there's real college football to watch? Obviously, I wouldn't be sitting here typing this right now if I didn't love football. I used to play up that shtick, but I had an epiphany at some point in the last couple years. Truthfully, that whole bag about "my life is empty without football" is just kinda pathetic. Yeah, football season is great and all, but, like, I have a life. I'm not going to waste the limited number of minutes that I have to live counting them in ...