Create The Caption #263

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Bald Gentlemen in front: If we stay here long enough, maybe we can get the ones they don't want."- Reverand Paul Revere

"So, tell me about the breast stroke."- The Mask

"Yeah, it doesn't count if we're not in the same hemisphere."- Ryan "Frosty" Gillon

"Damn, Phelps gets a DUI, and wins Gold Medals, I get a DUI...and I have to play for the Nuggets--this s**t ain't fair!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Joe Paterno during a photo shoot with his Nittany Lions?


Daily Links:

Is EA Checking Out Heidi Watney In This Photo? (Home Run Derby)
Canada's TSN Adds A Second Channel (TSN)
An Interview With Gymnast Shawn Johnson's Mom (Mom Logic)
Woody Paige Is Just Plain Creepy (The Sports Daily)
The Ballad Of Michael Phelps (Ryan Parker Songs)
What Does It Mean To Be A Point Guard? (Hardwood Paroxysm)
John Daly Loves Him Some Hooters (Fanhouse)
Manny Who? (I'm Writing Sports)
Sesame Street Looks Different In The Olympic Village (NESW Sports)
How Not To Write An Olympic Newspaper Headline (The Meaningful Collateral)
Will Cliff Lee Be The Worst Cy Young Winner Ever? (The Money Shot)
Now That's An Interesting Way To Record A Save (LOCG)