Originally posted on Sportress of Blogitude  |  Last updated 3/21/13

There’s an old saying that goes that the longer a couple stay together, the more they end up resembling one another. If that is indeed a truism, if donning a curly wig to look like her boyfriend, Rory McIlroy, is any indication, we should start feeling sorry for Caroline Wozniacki beginning…now. On Tuesday night, the couple named Wozzilroy, who were once the hottest sports power couple in all the land before Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn came along and ruined everything, were attending a player’s party on the eve of the Sony Erickson Open in Miami, Fla. As you can see above, this is how the couple appeared as the two entered the event. And as you will see below, Wozniacki, who has never really regained her form after she started dating McIlroy (but nevertheless has looked great while cheering her boyfriend on at tournaments), threw on a curly, bushy wig inside the party in order to better resemble her golf star beau. GAH! Sweet Fancy Moses! That’s awful, just awful. She looks like…like…um, Rory McIlroy’s ugly younger sister. Seriously, I can’t come up with anything better than that. Too early in the day, I guess. Here’s the tweet that unleashed the photo upon an unsuspecting world: Here is me trying to do my best @mcilroyrory impression at the players party last night! twitter.com/CaroWozniacki/… — Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) March 20, 2013 Weird stuff, man. [H/T Beyond the Baseline] TweetThe post Gah! Caroline Wozniacki dons curly wig to mimic boyfriend Rory McIlroy (photo) appeared first on Sportress of Blogitude.

Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45

Doctors ‘optimistic’ Daniel Fells won’t lose foot to MRSA

Jaguar may have blocked for wrong team due to concussion

Metta World Peace: NBA is 'no longer a man's game'

Tom Brady is not looking for revenge against Colts

Jerry Jones: It might be too late for Cowboys to save season

Steve Spurrier clarifies he's 'resigning, not retiring'


Report: EJ Manuel could start Sunday for Tyrod Taylor

Marcell Dareus paid for 400 tickets to Bills game

South Carolina names Shawn Elliott interim head coach

LeBron James on Cavs’ 0-3 preseason: ‘It’s not frustrating’

Report: Panthers LB Luke Kuechly cleared to practice

Report: Julio Jones may not play against Saints

Cardinals, Dodgers hoping short rest leads to longer series

Jason Heyward did a cool thing no one cares about today

Four biggest turning points from Week 5 in the NFL

Seahawks have blown second-most fourth quarter leads since 2012

Olympic failure far outweighs US loss in CONCACAF Cup

Carroll: Bennett ‘lost his mind a little bit’ during Sunday’s loss

(Mis)handling David Price

NFL admits missed clock error in Chargers-Steelers game

Five fantasy things we learned from every NFL Week 5 game

Dan Campbell's appendix burst on flight ... and he said nothing

How good is the Minnesota Vikings defense?

QUIZ: Name every college and pro team Steve Spurrier played for or coached

Royals’ dramatic comeback win over Astros has a similar feel

Golf News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Fox Sports Digital Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.
Get it now!
Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45

QUIZ: Every team Steve Spurrier played for, coached

(Mis)handling David Price

Five fantasy things we learned from every NFL Week 5 game

Steve Spurrier: An American original

How the Royals cheated death

Citi Field gave Chase Utley chilly reception

Mike Moustakas fired up Royals with expletive-laced speech

Clayton Kershaw: MLB "bullied" into Chase Utley suspension

Michael Jordan really likes Jeremy Lin

Texas governor makes embarrassing Astros flub

Today's Best Stuff
For Publishers
Company Info
Follow Yardbarker