Sergio Garcia shoots an 11 on a par 5

You're really trying to be cool, aren't you Sergio Garcia? Trying to get into that Kevin Na land? What, are you jealous that he was named the slowest golfer in the game and not you? That really riding you? Because when Kevin Na tanks, he tanks. Dude doesn't just make a number, he makes THE number. And what, you're sitting there thinking you can match him? So you go and make an 11 on a par-5? Don't you know that Na's 16 was on a par-4? Hell, your score still has a name! I'm disappointed in you, Garcia. This is no way to get yourself back into the spotlight. Second place is the first loser, remember? An 11 ... ha! Call me when you're still punching out on your eleventh shot. Then we can talk.h/t to Mr. Wall