go to MSN.com
Found July 18, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
PLAYERS: Tiger Woods

Via It's Always Sunny in Detroit:

Forget the talk of whether Tiger is “back.”  Nobody will ever be back to the days of when Tiger Woods was big pimpin’ and winning majors left and right like it was his job. Now that the women seem to be gone, Tiger must resort to only being No. 1 on the money list and in the FedEx Cup standings. The major wins may or may not come back.

But, shots like this one Thursday during the first round of the British Open will help them come back.  On the par-4 12th hole, Woods found himself with a disastrous lie along the ridge in a green-side bunker.  Tiger being Tiger (only without all the ladies) pulled out a wedge, got down on a knee and hit a one-legged chip that only Tiger Woods (and maybe Shooter McGavin) could hit.

Despite being in Scotland, Woods was able to put enough English on it so it wouldn’t run past the hole.

5 Comments:
  • Ultimately, white women screw everything up. High maintenance, mouthy, opinionated and self righteous. Tiger needs to do what his daddy did and find himself a respectful woman that doesn't speak english and keeps her mouth shut.
  • It wasn't the white woman that screwed Tiger up it was Tiger that screwed Tiger up, he couldn't keep it i his pants
  • Anyone...and I mean...anyone other than Woods...please win this Open.
    Time to put the Scottish golf curse upon Woods...'May his (Woods') ball become a gorse getting, heather seeking, fescue finding, bunker plugging missile from which finding the bottom of the hole in less than bogey will be an exercise in futility.'
  • So tell me, who pissed in your cereal this morning? You may not like him, but he is still the best player out there, at this time.
  • IMO, the references to the "women" didn't need to be made. A good shot is a good shot regardless of who makes it. The other 2 comments are nonsense.
THE BACKYARD
RELATED ARTICLES
TISK TISK

Broadcasters rip Tiger for swearing on camera

Tiger Woods was making a run at the lead of The Open Championship during the third round and he was caught on camera cursing.  It was only a “God damnit,” so not as severe as it could have been, but the announcers didn’t hold back from judging him.  Clearly they thought that he should know better not to swear because there are always microphones on him, but in Tiger’s defense...

Will Tiger break out a new driver?

Tiger Woods began using a Nike VR Tour driver before the 2010 Masters and has won eight PGA Tour events with it. But this week in Scotland, Woods has been playing practice rounds with a Nike VR_S Covert Tour driver. There are two different Nike VR_S Covert drivers for consumers: the 460cc Performance model and the 430cc Tour model. Both clubs have a large hole designed into the...

Cheating Women Say Tiger Woods is the Sexiest Golfer Alive

I assume cheating women think this because they have the best chance to cheat with Tiger? The survey, the results of which were released Tuesday, surveyed “3,225 female cheaters” — yup, the site’s news release used that language — found that 27 percent of respondents said Woods is the sexiest golfer taking part in the British Open later this week.  That’s a pretty...

Photo: Grown men dress up in tiger suits to follow Woods

Tiger Woods is currently among the leaders at the British Open this weekend and seems to have a strong following behind him, as well.Seen here is a group of grown men dressed up in tiger outfits in support of the world's No. 1 golfer.We have all heard of the term cougars used for some women. But this may be the first sighting of tigers as men.Via For the Win

Photo: Tiger Woods fans dress up as tigers at 2013 British Open

Well, we're pretty sure we know which golfer this group of grown men dressed up as tigers are cheering for at the 2013 British Open.

God Damn It, F*ck: Tiger Wood just doesn't care

Announcers actually hear Tiger Woods, God damn it ****. [Diehard Sport] **Follow us on Twitter, Watch Blitz Viral Videos, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return to BobsBlitz.com.Follow us on Twitter. Subscribe or Return to Bob's Blitz.

Lindsey Vonn: I will never marry Tiger Woods

Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods will not be stepping up to the alter anytime soon — or ever according to the 28 year old. “No, thanks! I am definitely not getting married. To anyone,” the gold medal-winning skier told Vogue in a story released online Wednesday. Her thoughts about marriage doesn't mean that the couple are [...]

Tiger misses plenty of opportunities

Tiger Woods took the lead at the 142nd Open championship, but instead of doing what he used to and stepping on throats, he stepped on his own shoelaces.

Survey: Cheating women think Tiger is sexiest golfer

Tiger Woods is perhaps the most high-profile serial cheater in America. Ever since the infamous 2009 Thanksgiving incident, it’s a part of Woods’ identity that’s probably never going to go away. But how do cheating women feel about Woods? Victoria Milan is a website that promises users the chance to “Relive the passion — find your affair.” As you might expect, Victoria...

Players divided on major approach

To play or not to play, that is the question. Before a major championship, that is. Tiger Woods, of course, is dead set against it, even if on those occasions when he has played before a major, he has won. (In 2007, he captured the Bridgestone and PGA back to back.) Phil Mickelson, on the other hand, played poorly at this year's Masters and will tell you it's because he...

Tiger Woods two shots back of leader Westwood at British Open

Tiger Woods is just two shots back from Open Championship leader Lee Westwood heading into Sunday’s final at Muirfield. Westwood finished Saturday at 1-under putting him two strokes ahead of Hunter Mahan and Woods. Westwood will play in the final group with Mahan, while Woods 

Animal Masks Just Became The Coolest Thing To Wear At The British Open

As Tiger Woods was waiting for a Lee Westwood chip on the 16th hole during the 3rd Round of the British Open, the camera caught three fans in the gallery that were wearing animal masks. Eagle, Elephant, and Tiger masks to be exact. How do you drink a beer through one of those things? The post Animal Masks Just Became The Coolest Thing To Wear At The British Open appeared first on Ride The Pine.

Tiger's marriage with Nike to live on

Picturing Tiger Woods adorned with anything but Nike swooshes is difficult to do. And a new endorsement deal between the two ensures that such a vision will remain just that - a figment of the imagination. Since turning professional in 1996, Woods has been a Nike endorser, and his latest deal will keep him one for many more years. Though terms of the contract were not disclosed...

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife approves of Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods’ relationship with girlfriend Lindsey Vonn has reportedly received the seal of approval from Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren. The source added that Woods “seems...

Report: Elin Nordegren ‘Really Likes Lindsey’ Vonn, Says She’s ‘A Very Good Influence on Tiger’

It looks like Tiger Woods may get a happy ending after all, depending on which tabloid has the facts right. While marriage might not be in the books for Woods after girlfriend Lindsey Vonn didn’t seem too keen on the idea, the family turmoil that came after Woods was divorced from Elin Nordegren and started dating Vonn may have dissipated for good. The New York Post reports that...
Golf News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

RUMORS & GOSSIP

Report: Knicks made comical trade offer for Kevin Love

The Knicks made an offer for Kevin Love The New York Knicks at least tried to get involved in the Kevin Love sweepstakes. I’m sure the phone call took less than five minutes, but according to Chris Herring of the Wall Street Journal, the Knicks reportedly offered Amar’e Stoudemire, Tim Hardaway Jr. and Iman Shumpert for Minnesota Timberwolves star Kevin Love. The Knicks recently...
Via Sports-Kings
3 hours ago

Report: Multiple teams talking with Dogers about Matt Kemp

The Los Angeles Dodgers are in the midst of a pennant chase and that is obviously the franchise’s top priority. But ranking just below the team’s quest for a World Series title is somehow solving its logjam in the outfield. To that end, the Dodgers are trying feverishly to trade Matt Kemp and his massive contract. According to Jon Heyman, five teams have shown interest in Kemp...
Via Rumors and Rants
4 hours ago

Report: Colts RB Vick Ballard suffers torn Achilles' tendon

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that Colts RB Vick Ballard suffered a torn Achilles tendon during Friday’s practice. Mike Garafolo confirms the news and mentions that this is just an “initial diagnosis” with an MRI to come. He had to be carted off the field, so it appeared as though the injury was fairly serious. This will most likely end Ballard’s season and it wouldn’t...
Via NFL Trade Rumors
4 hours ago

Drew Brees wants to play 10 more years

At 35 years old, Drew Brees thinks he has plenty of mileage left in his tank. The New Orleans Saints quarterback spoke with NFL Network’s Albert Breer on Friday, and said that he can see himself playing until he’s 45. “No doubt. There’s no question. “I’m not getting ahead myself, like it’s a pipe dream, at 45. […]
Via Full Scale Sports
2 hours ago

Daniel Bryan stopped a burglar at his home in Phoenix

Via WWE NETWORKDramatic reenactment of Monday's events Daniel Bryan may be off of television for the foreseeable future, but that’s not stopping him from getting physical (oh god oh god be careful oh god) to prevent a home invasion. According to an Arizona ABC affiliate, Bryan spotted the door to his house opening from the inside as he arrived home with his wife (WWE’s Brie...
Via With Leather
5 hours ago

Report: Lakers offer Byron Scott head coaching job

In what cannot be considered too much of a surprise, the Los Angeles Lakers have reportedly offered Byron Scott their head coaching job. He has been the favorite to land in Southern California since Derek Fisher took the New York Knicks job.  The two sides are reportedly in contract discussions right now. Sources: The Los Angeles Lakers have offered Byron Scott their head coaching...
Via Sportsnaut
8 hours ago

Browns think Manziel has regressed, worry about partying

In a topic that’s been beaten to death, even on these very pages, we have something of an update. Mary Kay Cabot is reporting from sources within the Browns that they are “stunned” by Johnny Manziel’s non-stop antics during this off-season. Manziel regressed in practice after the first week of organized team activities, and some in the organization attributed it to too much...
Via Waiting For Next Year
7 hours ago

Michelle Beadle calls out 'First Take' for Ray Rice segment

Michelle Beadle is going to say what she thinks.  That’s what has led her to being one of the most popular sports personalities in the industry… and to some notable clashes with others along the way. On Friday, she went where few ESPN employees are willing to go and publicly criticized First Take for their facepalm-inducing debate/segment/whatever on Ray Rice (which is really...
Via Awful Announcing
9 hours ago

Tony Romo: Best version of him will come in next 4 to 5 years

Training camp has started for the Dallas Cowboys and all eyes are on QB Tony Romo. There has been a ton of speculation about Romo’s health this off-season and that has some Cowboys fans worried. Romo, who is 34 years old, spoke to the media after practice and made some comments that will draw a lot of attention. Romo says he feels like his best days are ahead of him as we will...
Via No Guts, No Glory
12 hours ago

Would a Rousey/Carano fight actually draw viewers?

Ronda Rousey has been Dana White’s golden goose over the past two years. She’s smashed through the UFC’s womens bantamweight division, finishing all four of her opponents, three in the first round. In Rousey’s last two fights, she eschewed her signature arm bar for striking, and as a result, knocked out both Sara McMann and Alexis Davis in a combined 1:22. Needless to say...
Via Awful Announcing
10 hours ago
Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.