The Clown's Mouth: Did Tiger Woods turn down $2 million?

Bringing you the best in golf news and info. Get up to date on your way to the first tee.• Did Tiger Woods take $2 million less to play in the Australian Masters rather than the Australian Open? Ouch. [Local Knowledge] • Goats on the golf course! Why, I never! Next thing you know, they'll be letting women play! (Kidding, ladies, kidding. Aw, man, is this thing live?) [Links Life] • What's your favorite golf buddy trip? Tell your story to About.com! Send pictures, especially mug shots! [About.com] • Parsing out the inaugural press conference from new LPGA commish-to-be Michael Whan. [A Walk in the Park] • Kevin Streelman has had his putter stolen! Keep an eye out for it, and if anybody tries to sell it to you, contact the authorities! Alert! [Cameron Collector] • Natalie Gulbis, Zach Johnson and Chris DiMarco were at Pinehurst recently and suffering through a chill wind. Guess which one was wearing an unseasonably short skirt. [Golf Spelled Back...