Tiger Woods Learning Center Summer School Classes

Got the Tiger Woods Learning Center Summer Academy brochure in the mail today, and a handsome sight it is. A 7-page foldout on quality stock, full color, great graphics. They put some work into this.

What are they teaching at the Tiger Woods Learning Center in Summer 2011? Here's the syllabus:

Comparitive Ho-ology: Exploring the subtle differences between whores and sluts.

Advanced Mixology: They don't call them "cocktail" waitresses for nothing.

Chemistry 101: How can you tell if you'll have chemistry with any given skank? Easy: How many boobs does she have? If you answered "two," that's chemistry!

Automotive Repair: When you've repaired to a church parking lot for another early morning hummer, is the front seat or back seat best?

Beginning Cosmetology: Working towards a world in which every woman is a blonde.

Interior Design: Does the carpet match the drapes? See "Beginning Cosmetology."

Personal Finance: Learn how to maximize your income in order to buy the silence of ever more hynas.

That's some quality education. Think I'll go donate a few bucks to the Tiger Woods Foundation.

var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};