Originally posted on FOX Sports  |  Last updated 8/8/13
Tiger Woods hates bogeys. All golfers do (well, some weekend hackers probably would love to bogey every hole). So it's safe to say he probably loathes double bogeys. That's exactly how he finished his first round Thursday as he posted an ugly six on the par-4 9th hole (he started on the back nine) to finish with a 1-over 71 . The heavy favorite coming into the 2013 PGA Championship has some work to do in order to back in contention as he tries to win his first major championship since 2008. While he said all the usual things after his round, we take a look at what might have been going through his mind during his stroll around Oak Hill. "Phil might have won the British Open but does he have shoes named after him? LOL, love cracking myself up." (Streeter Lecka/Getty Images) "The sun bothering anybody else? No?" (Rob Carr/Getty Images) "OMG, is that a BEE?!" (Rob Carr/Getty Images) "Note to self: Sign up for yoga classes when I get back home." (Rob Carr/Getty Images) "OK, count to 10. Count to 10. I HATE 10." (Rob Carr/Getty Images) "Anybody know where there's a restroom?" (AP Photo/Patrick Semansky) "Don't worry, Tiger. I'll get this for you." "Yea, I know you will." (Rob Carr/Getty Images) "HURRY UP! Someone's trying to chase down Jack's record back here!" (Allan Henry-USA TODAY Sports) "Did I forget to put on deodorant today?" (Rob Carr/Getty Images) "No, no. I'm thrilled with that shot. Awesome. Totally awesome." (Rob Carr/Getty Images) "I swear if that ball isn't in the hole when I look back I will absolutely LOSE it." (AP Photo/Patrick Semansky) "Get in the hole. Get in the hole. Please get in the hole." (Rob Carr/Getty Images)
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