Breakthrough hats at the Kentucky Derby

1. The Decapitated Horse Hat -- The horse that freaked out after getting hit with the golf ball in Animal House is memorialized here in this graceful, outfit accenting horse hat. But be wary of leaning down to pet a dog while wearing this hat, as it's likely to cause an uncomfortable stand-off.

As you can see, it also works best when worn by someone with a horseface (Jessica Simpson, we're looking at you)...