If you haven't seen it already Alex Rodriguez supposedly tested positive for roids and some other shit back in 2003 when the MLB tested everyone to find out if they need to test everyone. Yea thats right MLB 1st had to test everyone just to decide on if they should test everyone.

5 reasons why you should have suspected this

1. His ex-wife has the body of a man.


2. He's good at baseball. Simple truth. Every person who is good at baseball right now is probably on roids. Once people like Juan Pierre, or Julio Lugo start getting busted for roids maybe I'll change my mind.

3. He plays for the Yankees. Yankees are to roids as the Portland Trailblazers are to rolling papers.

4. Jose Canseco name dropped him in his book.

5. This photo