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Ya know, Associated Press throwaway ledes are too much fun sometimes:
DETROIT (AP) — If Brian Bannister were a lefty, people would call him crafty. Instead, he’ll have to settle for effective.
If Brian Bannister were old, people would call him a veteran. Instead, he’ll have to settl...
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