Found May 26, 2009 on Another Cubs Blog:
PLAYERS: Matt Capps
Despite the (fungal infection) outbreak that sidelined (last names of three famous outlaws), the Cubs offense finally un(profanity used as a verb) themselves, only to have the Cubs pitching staff (adverb)(euphemism for crapping on one’s own person). (Name of serial killer) who has been hitting at a .286 clip in May, finally (synonym for mass murder) in a (adjective) way with a double—which tied the game—and a homer—which gave the Cubs a (adjective) lead—and 4 ...

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