Extreme Rockies Makeover: Yorvit Torrealba & Willy Taveras

I lump them together because it sounds like they could be a package deal to the other Florida team nobody cares about.

Potential Suitor: Florida Marlins

The Marlins lost their starting catcher, Mr. Misty May, to a strained hip, creating a gaping hole in their lineup and behind the dish. Replacements, Paul Hoover and John Baker, [...] more...