Fan of the Week :: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth...

There are many ways fans choose to show their appreciation and appeal for specific professional athletes. Among the common: collecting baseball cards, personalized jerseys, searching for autographs. Among the weird: growing a fake goatee to mimic your hero's signature goatee. Among the weirder: being born a woman and painting a fake goatee on your face to mimic your hero's signature goatee. I suppose it's natural for a skeptic to call tomfoolery on this one.  Yea, it looks a little, um, doctored.  But it's all too real in St. Louis, Missouri.  We're sorry, Aaron Miles. I suppose the only thing scarier than a woman with a *faux* goatee on her face is a woman with an *actual* goatee on her face...and even then, it's close. The jumbotron is an absolute gold mine of fan hunting talent.  There are plenty of tattooed and mulleted fans that want nothing better than to left alone in the wild.  However, fans that appear on the jumbotron are a healthy mix of weir...