There are many ways fans choose to show their appreciation and appeal for specific professional athletes. Among the common: collecting baseball cards, personalized jerseys, searching for autographs. Among the weird: growing a fake goatee to mimic your hero's signature goatee. Among the weirder: being born a woman and painting a fake goatee on your face to mimic your hero's signature goatee. I suppose it's natural for a skeptic to call tomfoolery on this one. Y...