Indians' Byrd previously a dwarf

CLEVELAND, OH -- Cleveland Indians pitcher Paul Byrd recently admitted to taking human growth hormone (HGH) from 2001 to 2005 while playing for Philadelphia, Kansas City, Atlanta and the Los Angeles Angels. The 36-year-old right-hander said he took the drug for a medical condition, but claimed he never injected it without a doctor's prescription. According to medical reports discovered in an investigation by SSNN, the "unnamed medical condition" refers to the fact that, until 2001 when the doping began, Byrd was officially classified as a dwarf. (SATIRE)
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