Found August 10, 2007 on
Mop Up Duty:
PLAYERS:
Roger Clemens,
Josh Towers,
Alex Rodriguez,
Alex Rios
TEAMS: Toronto Blue Jays, New York Yankees
TEAMS: Toronto Blue Jays, New York Yankees
For those who missed the kerfuffle between the Jays and Yankees the other night, here is the YouTube version.
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