Funny MLB Promotions

Paul Lo Duca Toilet Paper Night - Each square of paper has a picture of phan phavorite Paul Lo Duca. Fans can choose with or without mustache...

Ruben Amaro Jr. Bobble Head Doll - The first bobble-head that will not move from side to side, but only up and down, in honor of the Phils ultimate yes-man, Little Rube.

Ed Wade Bobble Head Doll - This doll is being sponsored by the American Association of People with Disabilities. Says AAPD president and CEO Andrew Imparto, "Mr. Wade has shown all people with disabilities, especially those with severe mental impairments, that you can attain high ranking, well paying jobs with major corporations and organizations. We feel that sponsoring a doll with an oversized head for a man with a pea-sized brain is a fitting, ironic tribute."

Matt Smith's 4-Balls Fund - The Phillies go charitable this night, as they will donate $10,000 to Matt Smith's 4-Balls Fund each time a Phillies pitcher walks a batter. The 4-Ball Fund, which is modeled after the very successful Four Diamonds Fund for childhood cancer research, raises money to support investigation into treatment options for men who have double testicles. A noble cause indeed.

WWJDD Night - In "What Would JD Do Night," fans can pose philosophical or ethical questions, to be answered in between innings by bullpen pundit, JD Durbin. Only a man who goes to parties with a cooler covering his junk and a myspace.com page with this cool of a name, is qualified to answer your questions.

Lo Duca ain't sh*t!!!

2 Comments On: "Funny MLB Promotions"

 
i love it especially the Paul Lo Duca toliet paper thing great stuff. An i would love to put a bobble head of Ed Wade on my shelf right next to Ruban

LoDuca now ranks as my most hated opposing player.

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