"Ed Hardy? Never heard of him. Is he related to J.J. Hardy?" Jeff Weaver (5-2, 3.32) vs. Mike Burns (1-2, 5.57). COMMENTS: According to MLB.com, Jeff Weaver has never faced the Brewers. Whoops, wrong Weaver! Burns, on the other hand, has faced the wrath of Ryan Braun, who in turn faced the wrath of Brewers GM Doug Melvin. Serves Braun right for making clothing for douchebags. Earlier douchebag content at SoSG: Things I Don't Understand: Ed Hardy T-Shirts Dan Neil, on Wine f...