Okay, that's a little harsh. Because The Bot has only blown three saves this season. And Candlebox really, really sucks.But, if nothing else, last night’s ass fest at Fenway accomplished two things: First, it triggered the Daniel Bard no-trade clause, because if Papelbon’s ninth-inning impersonations of Heathcliff Slocumb are going to start occurring with greater regularity we’re gonna need to start grooming another young fireballer to slip into the closer’s role at some point. Second, it...