I hate Josh Towers.
That mouthy son of a bitch Josh Towers has been up to his old tricks these past few weeks and I will highlight some of the lowlights to help explain why I hate this elfish loser.
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August 09, 2007
Jays peck away at Wang, yanked early
Blue Jays explode on Wang's junk
Toronto's bat assault leaves Wang limp
Jays turn Wang blue
Toronto on Wang: we've seen better
Halladay impressed with Wang beating
Toronto not vexed by Wang heat
Torre: Yanking Wang early is no picnic
Wang fails to rise up against Blue Jays
Via Epic Carnival
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August 09, 2007
So apparently rumor has it that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes. I want to know why people automatically assume he gave it to her? Either way, with the amount of people both of those sluts have been with, I think I might buy stock in Valtrex. It's bound to go through the roof pretty soon.
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August 07, 2007
The Yankees promoted 21-year old prized prospect Joba Chamberlain today, so let me educate you on who this masked man is....although, he's not wearing a mask. Imagine if he was wearing a mask though, that would be a large mask. You'd almost have to buy a large, wide belt and cut holes in it to get it around his melon. Whatever.
Via The Parlayer
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August 07, 2007
It appears New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner isn't placated with building the most dominant baseball franchise of the past 25 years in America. Astronaut Garrett Reisman will take dirt & banners from Yankee Stadium into space with him with the intention of delivering the sports memorabilia to an international space station. Personally, I'd prefer if the Yankees...
August 10, 2007
A-Rod got hit, Roger decided to avenge his team even though the benchs were warned. Well Torre got a game off too but my question is will this do anything. He starts every once in a while, he hasnt been doing to much even though the Yanks are back in the race. So Roger is going to miss 5 Torre will miss one and no one cares. This was a pointless suspension, Roger may have meant to...
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August 08, 2007
A-Rod? Jeter? Mariano?
Nope, the most important Yankee is Melky Cabrera. Find out why.
Via Boston Sucks
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August 09, 2007
Yes, Ive seen Summer Catch? and I like it. It hit me the other day, could Shelly Duncan and Billy Brubaker be related? You be the judge.
Via tmz.com
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August 07, 2007
None other than David Beckham...
check out the pictures
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August 07, 2007
The Joba Chamberlain Era begins in the Bronx today.
The New York Yankees are calling up the fireballing phenom to join their beleaguered bullpen. The Yankees are hoping Chamberlain, who features a 97-99 mph fastball, can do for them what Francisco Rodriguez did for the Aneheim Angels in 2002.
Via omaha.com
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August 07, 2007
According to his father Harlan, Joba Chamberlain will be added to the Yankees big league roster today:
Via Everything But the Game
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August 07, 2007
The baseball Alex Rodriguez hit for his 500th home run may be worth as much as $100,000. Rodriguez is the youngest player to ever reach this milestone, and is a certain future Hall of Famer. The Yankees media relations director so far has been unsuccessful in his negotiations to get the ball back for Alex. His first offer included memorabilia from high-profile Yankees.
If the...
Via nypost.com
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August 09, 2007
After Tuesday's mayhem on the field in Toronto, Roger Clemens and Joe Torre might have to sit out a couple games for their antics during the game in which they were ejected.
Via Mop Up Duty
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August 10, 2007
For those who missed the kerfuffle between the Jays and Yankees the other night, here is the YouTube version.
Via Bugs & Cranks
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August 06, 2007
Who will give up Alex Rodriguez's 800th career home run? Taking an in depth look into the future. Will it be Roger Clemens, one of his illegitimate children, or someone else?
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August 06, 2007
What was the biggest accomplishment last week? Arod, Bonds or the Glavine feat?
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