Great Moments in my day job: This morning I was sued (in my official capacity) by a violent inmate currently serving life in a New York prison. He's trying to get transferred to an Ohio prison, and keeps suing public officials in order to accomplish his goal. I represent public officials in Ohio, so I defend these lawsuits. Mr. Murderer, who shockingly acts as his own attorney, doesn't like the way I'm defending one, so I have now become the latest public official in the lawsuit. The best part: the cover letter which accompanied the complaint ended with the sentence "Get you a lawyer." I know I risk a Cape Fear situation if I do this, but right now I have an overwhelming urge to mark up the letter's grammatical errors with a red pen and send it back to him along with an 8x10" photo of me enjoying a beer in the sunshine somewhere. Would that be wrong? Should I not do that? What we talk about when we talk about All-Stars. It's likely that someone you know -- who works really hard and does a good job -- has been laid off in the last year. Eric Wedge's job, however, is safe as milk. A travelling ballplayer's car broke down at a farmhouse. The farmer said "you can spend the night here as long as you stay away from my beautiful daughters . . ." Rinku and Dinesh go to Bradenton. The Texas Rangers are lucky that they can promote from within. Finally, Manny and A-Rod will be home on July 14th, not because they're evil, but because they aren't worthy. "Counselor . . . .couuuuunselooooor . . . ."Click here to learn about THT's download subscriptions.