Phils vs. Ranger: Know Your Enemy

Hey, have you heard lately that the Phils are friggin' horrible? If not, you must be living under an Rosie O'Donnel sized rock, because they've completely sucked for over 2 weeks now.

Today they pull up into the Dallas Fort-Worth area to take on the Texas Rangers. It's a shame Chuck Norris won't be at the game, because he might actually be able to generate some entertainment and that's saying something.

For a full breakdown on the series match-up between the Phils and ex-Senators, along with a Tom Gordon arm update, and recap of yesterday's game, just click on the URL.

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3 Comments On: "Phils vs. Ranger: Know Your Enemy"

 
Someone just used the "cold weather excuse" to explain Ryan Howard's problems on another thread. I thought it was summer now. I don't know. Part of me wants to take a break from the Phillies until the All Star Game. One stinking win in the last two weeks and still I'm hearing how Myers is a good pitcher, Howard is doing exactly what he did last year, Tom Gordon is actually having a good year, blah,blah,blah,blah it's a long season blah,blah what 'til August blah,blah.................I'm really having a hard time staying interested in this team at the present.

Anybody that suggests that Myers is a good pitcher, that Ryan Howard is doing exactly what he did last year, and that Tom Gordon is having a good year is a retard. Big honkin' R-Tard for real, those statements are only made by people who lack knowledge...dammit people are stupid sometimes.

I volunteer to "accidentall" hit Brett Myers with my car. Not kill him, I ain't no murderer...just enough to cause damage so his punk ass is DL'd.

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