Phils vs. Ranger: Know Your Enemy

Someone just used the "cold weather excuse" to explain Ryan Howard's problems on another thread. I thought it was summer now. I don't know. Part of me wants to take a break from the Phillies until the All Star Game. One stinking win in the last two weeks and still I'm hearing how Myers is a good pitcher, Howard is doing exactly what he did last year, Tom Gordon is actually having a good year, blah,blah,blah,blah it's a long season blah,blah what 'til August blah,blah.................I'm really having a hard time staying interested in this team at the present.

Anybody that suggests that Myers is a good pitcher, that Ryan Howard is doing exactly what he did last year, and that Tom Gordon is having a good year is a retard. Big honkin' R-Tard for real, those statements are only made by people who lack knowledge...dammit people are stupid sometimes.

I volunteer to "accidentall" hit Brett Myers with my car. Not kill him, I ain't no murderer...just enough to cause damage so his punk ass is DL'd.