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Please Get This Man a Bandage

Found February 01, 2008 on The Off-Color Commentator:
Today I overheard an elderly man directing his friend towards a nearby Duane Reade pharmacy. But thanks to a faulty synapse or some other minute malfunction of the brain, what he accidentally said was "Dwayne Wade."He corrected himself a moment later.As I walked away, I realized that this little verb...
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