Potential Closers on the Move

If you've recently moved to the moon and just got your Internet connection working, then you surely haven't been able to keep up with all the rumors and speculation relating to current closers potentially on the move. For those who have not made the questionable decision to move far, far away, and have read so many articles on this topic that your head hurts (like apparently sabermetrics do to some people), then consider this the definitive guide. You should expect nothing less from the Generals of course.