Recently, Giants farmhand Garrett Broshuis shared the story of his teammate's ****-waggling mating ritual, which Garrett likened to the furious, metronomic beating of a toy drum. And now, the reporter for whom the drum was furiously, metronomically beaten is outraged. Vickie Fulkerson writes for The Day in New London, Conn. She occasionally covers the Connecticut Defenders, the Giants' Double-A affiliate for whom Broshuis — Fulkerson's "favorite Defender" — u...