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Found 29 days ago on Deadspin:
Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin
TEAMS: Texas Rangers
PLAYERS: Sammy Sosa
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Sammy Sosa is not hoping to star in the White Chicks sequel. It is not some kind of alleged side affect from any alleged substances he allegedly may have put in his body. He just wants to be beautiful! Because Chicago's baseball writers haven't had anything to write about for three months now, this has become the story in the Second City. The Tribune went to one of Sosa's friends, who gave a perfectly reasonable answer for why he Slammin' Sammy had an MJ look going the other ...
Original Story: http://deadspin.com/5399868/sammy-sos...

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  • giantsrepeat

    giantsrepeat said 29 days ago

    What's that, he is going to the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson did?
  • Shanelle626
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    Shanelle626 said 28 days ago

    Um...ok...Sammy. You might want to tell the technician to turn the laser down. Just a thought.

    Oh, and I'm sure green was the only color those contacts came in, right? C'mon gente, it's really hard to convince people you're not trying to alter your appearance when you've got a pasty complexion, green colored contacts and a perm.
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