Sammy Sosa is not hoping to star in the White Chicks sequel. It is not some kind of alleged side affect from any alleged substances he allegedly may have put in his body. He just wants to be beautiful!
Because Chicago's baseball writers haven't had anything to write about for three months now, this has become the story in the Second City. The Tribune went to one of Sosa's friends, who gave a perfectly reasonable answer for why he Slammin' Sammy had an MJ look going the other ...
Original Story:
http://deadspin.com/5399868/sammy-sos...
Original Story:
http://deadspin.com/5399868/sammy-sos...
giantsrepeat said 11 days ago
Shanelle626 said 11 days ago
Oh, and I'm sure green was the only color those contacts came in, right? C'mon gente, it's really hard to convince people you're not trying to alter your appearance when you've got a pasty complexion, green colored contacts and a perm.