BALTIMORE, Md. ? During a romantic sexual interlude with his wife Jeanette last night, baseball super-agent Scott Boras announced that free agent Corey Patterson agreed to a 1 year, $4.3 million deal with the Baltimore Orioles. Though the deal is not of the same stature as high-profile client Alex Rodriguez, it is still another lucrative contract for a member of the Boras stable of athletes. (SATIRE)
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sportnut said November 01, 2007
changlives said November 02, 2007
i agree, nut....but he also is doing another thing.....killing the goose that laid the golden egg.
if he keeps it up.....baseball will be in financial ruins again......and there won't be anybody but the yanks to pay his players.
truss72511 said November 18, 2007