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Found November 01, 2007 on Serious Sports News Network: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Scott Boras Announces Corey Patterson Signing During Sex With Wife
TEAMS: New York Yankees,  Baltimore Orioles
PLAYERS: Alex Rodriguez,  Corey Patterson
BALTIMORE, Md. ? During a romantic sexual interlude with his wife Jeanette last night, baseball super-agent Scott Boras announced that free agent Corey Patterson agreed to a 1 year, $4.3 million deal with the Baltimore Orioles. Though the deal is not of the same stature as high-profile client Alex Rodriguez, it is still another lucrative contract for a member of the Boras stable of athletes. (SATIRE)
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  • sportnut

    sportnut said November 01, 2007

    As much as he is hated, Boras does do one thing...Get his guys money.
  • changlives

    changlives said November 02, 2007

    "does do one thing....get his guys money"

    i agree, nut....but he also is doing another thing.....killing the goose that laid the golden egg.

    if he keeps it up.....baseball will be in financial ruins again......and there won't be anybody but the yanks to pay his players.

  • truss72511 said November 18, 2007

    what kind of B.S. is this...I've seen nothing on MLB.com about corey signing.
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