Sports-O-Ween III: Season Of The Itchy Sweatpants

You people just will not let this go, will you? Just moments after I put up the last gallery of unfortunate costume horrors, my inbox was flooded with still more masquerade submissions. Seriously, folks, this is becoming a sickness. But hey, it's an easy post. So in the tradition of terrible horror movie franchises, we present yet another sequel to the original Sport-O-Ween. This time it's wrestlers, swimmers, way too much Kenny Powers, and easily the most offensive costume you've seen yet. Too soon? You bet your ass it's too soon. Let's just get all the Kenny P.s out of the way right now. Kevin H. is best. Do you think he had to buy the Zubaz or were they already in his closet? [Submitted by Jill R.] Yeah, he probably had them already. [Submitted by J.F.] I think HBO should have given us more money. Seriously, you guys really loved this show. [Submitted by Andrew D.] He's no Bode Lubber, but Baby Birdman definitely has the cutest sleeve tattoos of the year. ...