"Everyone I know, everywhere I go/People need some reason to believe/I don't know about anyone but me." —Jackson Browne If the Oakland Athletics' season were compressed into a single game, this would be point that is often affectionately referred to as garbage time.  Kuip and Foss would be at least three-deep into the Dibs, with the latter undoubtedly regaling the audience with old war stories from his playing days in the '70s, anything to distract viewers fro...