Twin Killers

What baseball fan doesn't feel me on this one? Every team has 'em — opposing players who have seemingly made their livings, earning phat contracts at the hands of their favorite clubs. Be they All-Stars, Hall of Famers or just average performers; they beat, bash, bludgeon and build stats that would make the Babe blush — at our expense. With that in mind it is time to examine a starting line-up of current players who have made the Twins look like little leaguers over the years. The assembled Competitve Twinkie Eating Champions have combined for 53 All-Star berths and 4 MVP's. Twins fans, say it with me: You're welcome!