Found July 08, 2009 on Simon On Sports: Yardbarker Blogger Network
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What Sport is a series of posts dedicated to figuring out what sport a certain fictional character would play. Today's topic is Super Mario.Description: Mario is a short and fat plummer. His athleticism is likely overstated in every game which you use him. He might have some power give the short stocky frame but the endurance is likely to be incredibly questioned. Any sport which involves height is obviously eliminated.The Options: Well the options are vast because there's been a Mario Sports game for just about every sport, except hockey. So we'll take a look at all of them.Soccer: A sport built around running non stop for 90 minutes, hmm.... probably not for the short fat man.Tennis: A sport built on cardiovascular endurance and quickness, hmm.... probably not for the short fat man.Baseball: Mario looks like he could be a sneaky power bat, kind of like a poor man's Prince Fielder. But in the field I'd imagine he'd be a disaster. No reach, lack of ...
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