Found August 18, 2009 on Surviving Grady:
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Look, 2009 Red Sox, I'm a guy who doesn't need a lot of extra excitement in his life. I make my own excitement, goddam it. When things get boring, I give myself a few good whacks with a car antenna. When they get really boring, I just lower the ol' onions into a deep fryer. Sure it's painful and, let's face it, not quite fair to the other people who've been unwittingly frying things in the same oil. But it's exhilarating in ways I can't describe.What I don'...

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